"I AM THE MAD NIMROD!"

DARK SOULS REMASTERED GIFS ➵ [2/?]

"Your soul is in your keeping alone."

Via @ezdrools

The subordinate in front of me flinches and his eyes dart to the door and back. A bead of sweat drips down his forehead and he mops at it clumsily with his pocket square. “You’re making my lord uncomfortable. It’s–he isn’t, um, interested in, uh, you. If you catch my meaning.”

I look down, trying very hard to wrap my head around his meaning. I’m wearing Valentino, for goodness’ sake, the red one with the deep plunge down the front and the deeper plunge down the back. I’ve never not seduced my mark when I’m wearing Valentino. “Is he gay?”

The subordinate gapes. “Excuse me?”

“Is Lord Talbon gay,” I ask again. I seem to have struck the subordinate speechless.

My earpiece chooses that moment to crackle to life. “For fuck’s sake, Jewel, stay in fucking character,” Agent Cowell hisses. He’s been handling my honeypots for months and this is the first time he’s ever had to remind me to focus.