My Ramblings

I’m sorry but Bruce Wayne and Harleen quinzel being in the same med school and they’re friends but no one (not even themselves) are sure how they get along

bruce: …it’s movie night. or at least it was going to be until your uncle zod decided to bring down the wrath of krypton, clark. get him a new hobby that doesn’t involve leveling cities

get him a new hobby that doesn’t involve leveling cities

one of the nice things about heterosexuals i never see talked about on here is that they haven’t already heard all your gay jokes yet. i just really appreciate having a new audience sometimes for my completely automatic responses to phrases like ‘i’ll be straight with you’. so, shoutout to all the innocent hets out there who have a genuine giggle over lame quips that a fellow queer would groan and hit me for. ilu guys. 

I recently no scoped my coworker when she asked me “What’s in the closet, anyway?” and I automatically said “me”. She lost her mind. Full cackling in the middle of the store. I never thought I’d see the day that joke would work but here I was, blessed with an unexperienced heterosexual. It was transcendent. 

I once had a girl working on a display where I work, and she commented, “I thought this would be straighter when I got done with it.” And I said, “my mother thought the same thing about me”, and everyone around us lost it. It was a blessed moment.

I knew a kid who saw my “Let’s get something straight: I’m not” bracelet and ended up laughing about it all day and telling anyone who would listen

I told a coworker that changing the music I picked would be homophobic and she lost her shit like it was the funniest thing ever

i used to offhandedly say stuff to my customers on campus like “unfortunately i’m very gay” and it always took them by surprise. they loved it.

I was visiting a (straight) friend recently and when he was making me breakfast he made me extra toast. I, of course, upon seeing this went ‘fuck yeah gay rights’ and he lost it. Should have seen his fave when I pulled the opposite joke, the ‘this is homophobia’ at any inconvenience. Was amazing.

Once I was tidying up the stockroom at work and my coworker was all “you straight back here?” My response of “not even a little, but the stockroom is clean” made her lose it

I complained to my mom that it sucks that the first gender is free but after that you have to pay for them and she lost her goddamn mind 

fuck all internalized misogyny except for misery business by paramore

There’s a palpable sexual tension in that one

“She’s got a body like an hourglass” and why is this relevant, Hayley?

Therapy bitch gay. Sounds about right.

Gay anime therapy. I- FUCK ITS TRUE.

Gay Thot Dumbass

gay therapy pit

these are actually nice ASKs

do u ever see someone elses headcannon for ur fave character and its like….. i completely respect that u have the right to that headcannon, i will not confront u at all and start needless bullshit over that headcannon…. but i will silently sit here and give you the sideways glance of the century

@r4cs0

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@the-armed-utahn @medic981

are you going to make shoelaces as well

so we don’t have to steal them from the president

Bad addition to an already bad post

QUICK, SOMEONE BRING IN SHERLOCK

Holy fuck😂

We’ve reverted back to 2011-era tumblr.

you can tell that’s an old gif because that’s not even the color of the dashboard anymore

Reblog to piss off Travis and support trans women + male cosplayers

Honestly that’s the best designed chest plate I’ve ever seen, normally it’s a bra with inserts but this is way more cohesive

A dwarf with giantism who has never met a human before gets mistaken for a normal sized human when on the road and now she’s in too deep to back out