how not to drown

@madisonnotmaddie replied to your post “what would the perfect funeral for you look like?”:

[ user didn't mean it in a weird way but honestly, understandable 'should be' reaction on your part, eve ]

[pm] I am glad you think I am more than capable. I don't feel like that, but I am trying to feel like that and

[pm] There's a bunch of stereotypes that aren't true (like our shit fashion sense), but that one is definitely true. Not all slayers have seen Buffy. But no, she hasn't been trained to be a ranger, so she knows nothing. The things she kills disappear. No corpse. Our targets are often larger. Can't just stab everything.

[pm] I think we have good fashion sense! I don't like that stereotype. Okay, even for everyone? Like what if I meet someone in town who is cool? I have met hunters who I don't know exactly what it is they are. I guess that's true.

Dude, you don't have to respect it lol.

Okay, but I do respect it

[pm] Great.

[pm] Yep!

[pm] Sure, I guess so. I don't blame them or anything. Like I said, I wasn't a great student. It's okay if we wouldn't have been friends back then, you know. We're friends now. That's more important.

[pm] I still think we would have been friends. I would have had a cru At the very least, I would have had

[pm] I actually really fucking do deserve it. Like, I'm pretty sure everything that's happening to me is me getting exactly what I deserve. [...] Thanks.

[pm] Yeah, of course.

Happy Pride. You're legally obligated to tip your Flipped waitstaff upwards of 30% this month, or else. I don't make the rules.

I always tip at least 20%, but I'll make sure to do 30% or more this month! I like that rule. Who did make it?

It is not something you have to apologize for.

Okay. I will try not to do that. [ user will still do that. it's a habit. ]

What? How do you lose a ring while swimming? No way. If it's a good fit, it won't slip. When I get married, I'm never taking that thing off, let me tell you this much.

I don't know! I'm sure it's possible. I don't want to rule out any possibilities. If I ever get married I also would not take off my ring, but some people might not be the same as us.

[pm] I think he was very fond of me, but... I wasn't seeing him that way. And now he wants me to pay for it, over and over again. You cannot control those matters of the heart.

[pm] Oh gosh, I'm sorry! I suppose you cannot control the heart, yeah. Are you an expert in matters of the heart? Because I wonder if

[pm] Well, then she doesn't know shit. Slayers have a lot of unearned confidence.

[pm] You think so? But she's the most miraculous person I've ever I guess I am still learning about what different hunters and what they are all like. Do slayers have a lot of the confidence because of Buffy and stuff?

Yeah, you just seem like you're experiencing the internet for the first time in your life, which gives major child vibes.

Well, that is not correct but I respect that it seems that way to you. Everyone has different vibes though, don't they?

[pm] Great. How about the Common? That's a nice little spot.

[pm] That is a nice spot, I agree. That works for me.

[pm] You can totally call me whatever you want! (As long as it's nice, obvi <3) So babe is defo included there.

[pm] Oh yes, I would not dream of calling you something rude. I am glad babe is included, I will make good use of whatever I do call you. Can I just call you 'friend'? I like having friends and you are so cool and so I want to remind myself that we are friends because we are, right?