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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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Andulka
Cosimo Galluzzi
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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KIROKAZE
Not today Justin
Mike Driver
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I'd rather be in outer space šø
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shark vs the universe
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The PR after the Meghan and Harry interview has been pretty desperate and transparent but I am LOSING it over this headline, what a gift
The reactions. I canāt stop laughing.
Lost it at the rockās tweet
Iām not sure which is funnier. Stanley Tucci saying that Ryan Reynolds is a sexier bald man than Prince William when he has a full head of hair, or Stanley Tucci saying that TILDA SWINTON is a sexier bald man than Prince William.
Heās correct
I only need to be told im beautiful and loved 1500 times a day I think thats reasonable
Tom Hardy and Riz Ahmed are reading IGN comments and Riz read the comment that saidĀ ā Venom vs. Predator vs. AlienĀ ā and Tomās immediate reactions was to sayĀ āGANG BANGā and then make a face of REGRETā¢
he sure as hell is one of us
I think heās years ahead of us.
Bandersnatch sounds like British slang for pussy
and yet āfamily-friendlyā disney still hired him to play doctor strange. what a disgrace
this post is like getting smacked in the face twice

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Ben Affleck is one of those people who just cannot work period dramas at all. He has a face that knows about emails
GOOOOOOOOO YOU FUCKING HORNSE!!!!!!!!!!!!
ladies, if she
likes caviar and cigarettes
is well versed in etiquette
is extraordinarily nice
shes not your girl. shes a killer queen, gunpowder, gelatine, dynamite with a laser bean, guaranteed to blow your mind
born to be mild
*mediocre guitar solo*
You know Iām not sure cats actually understand cats either

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are social medias down again exept for tumblr
a cockroach will survive a nuclear bomb
WHERE is the video with the guy with the laptop dancing to really bad music please i need this
before i hit play i was like āIām sure ābad musicā is subjectiveā ⦠and then
This is me every time Iām making a new song on garage band for iPhone
also omg want some sad news š so in my family thereās likeā¦..a genetic history of going totally white-haired in your twenties. and guess what finally struck me this year
what is thilf??? Them Iād Like To Fuck?Ā
whatās a Thranduil?? is this gen z slang?
NOOOO NOT THE NICHOLAS CAGE ELF
for a solid half second I forgot hair dye was a thing & thought you were saying I could kill myself if I didnt like grey hair
ive been informed that the man above is not Nicholas Cage, but in my defence they both have eyebrows
This post is a trainwreck oh my god
Tonight on My Husband Doesnāt Know How to Baby Talk
āMaāam, are you aware that these, right here are your hands? They belong to you. And you get to decide what happens with them. So when you use these hands to pull your binky out of your mouth that is not necessarily a dad problem. Iāll fix it obviously i just want you to acknowledge itās not my faultā
Husband: maāam it has been reported lately that you do in fact have tiny little toes and a little button nose, do you care to comment?
Penny Rose: Babbles in Baby
Husband: RIVETING!
Penny Rose: Does that High Pitched Baby Yell ā¢ļø
Husband: Let it out friend! Feel your feelings!
Me: Hehehe silly husband doesnāt know how to do baby talk
All of tumblr collectively at my husband:
Penny Rose: does a sad baby scream
Husband: you donāt even have to understand taxes yet! I can explain them but youāve got several years before thatās relevant!
Penny Rose: wide eyes, staring at her father, almost intrigued
Husband: I lied to you Penny your mother does our taxes. Do you want to know about arbitration? I know all about arbitration.

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I'M SOBBING
GRAVITY CHECK
Magnificent Tibetan MastiffĀ
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