dumb and dumber. dunkin’ donut.

I’m in the camp that Vick knew Shawn wasn’t psychic but I also think she saw what he could do and went “I’m about to have the best arrest numbers in the county” and just let him do whatever

something about me is that i can never enjoy a car scene where the driver takes their eyes off the road for more than 2 seconds. due to the disturbing lack of road safety ofc and not because im so very scared because what if somerhing bad happen ogh god please look at the road

maybe this is just my perception as a lifelong northern new englander but the reputation (that doesn’t quite seem the right word, but neither does “legacy”) of the boston red sox is a truly mind-boggling phenomenon. i’m not even into baseball and it seems to me not that they are a bad team that was once good, but that they suffered a sort of spiritual diminishment not unlike man’s expulsion from eden

literally every character in hamlet is living a horror movie of their own design

hamlet consigns himself to enact the vengeance of his father who can never love him for it anyway because he’s dead and who knows if it was ever murder anyway. ophelia finally decides her overbearing father is right and tries to make him happy by betraying hamlet but next thing you knows hamlet killed him and she goes insane wondering if it’s her own fault. gertrude married a man who is increasingly shown to be more volatile and untrustworthy before he tries to murder her own son and she dies as a result. laertes leaves home to escape but comes home and everything he left to escape has now been ripped from his unwillingly. the sins of claudius can’t be washed away because as dark as he knows it was he can’t part with what he’s gained, either. horatio watches everything happen knowing it will turn out badly but either he doesn’t know how to stop hamlet or he can’t bring himself to do it. either way it was always going to end badly. somehow the play was always going to end with hamlet dead

everyone is living their own horror movie EXCEPT polonius who is in a comedy special where his untimely death is just another punchline