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tough fucking luck losing my cart and my pack of camels in the same 48 hour period i suspect that it may have been ghouls

are you a medieval silk road merchant

unmute for the love of god please it's amazing

We all have that one guy we hate doing night watch with on our ship

"I swear to god i just saw something" Ohhh my goddd

it wasn’t elvis i was jacking off to specifically i don’t even remember what i liked about the episode. i would just turn it on, begin jacking, and then after the episode ended i’d bust

*seductively* would you.. be interested in doing a unfunny bit with me sometime.. just the two of us..

so fucked up that spongebob squarepants is a children's show that can't feature alcohol because squidward would look right at home cuntily swirling a glass of red wine

what are rats doing so many small sniffs for. just do one big one and move on girl