laura is alive and safe in my head

Thinking about how after Alfred died, Bruce left his room exactly as it was and put off clearing out his stuff for as long as possible, but when Jason died he didn't hesitate to get rid of everything. Alfred had lived in Wayne Manor since before Bruce was born, and Bruce could only cope by pretending he was still there, but when his child died it was easier to pretend he never existed at all

people will go onnn about how a man’s flaws makes him so nuanced and interesting and then act genuinely confused when u feel the same way about a woman…

genuinely it kills me that the only thing people know about duke is he’s a meta day time hero named signal because his pre meta signal stuff is so good and like the meat of his character to me like omg I just feel bad these people are missing out. They don’t even know “it’s why I got these puzzles out Mr Wayne. I’m going to take him on. They all say I’m crazy, but theyll see… you’re only crazy if it doesn’t work, right? Now, like I said… what’s a six letter word for hit-or-miss?” They don’t even know his parents got jokerized in an exact replica of the wayne family murders. They don’t even know We are Robin. They don’t know he’s a puzzle master. They don’t know everything he went through trying to find his parents. They don’t know he threw himself in front of a train because he was pissed Bruce was an amnesiac and wanted him to lock in and be Batman again. They don’t even know We are Robin. They don’t know he blasted Two-Face underwater with his favorite heavy metal band “Batmans bitch” and/or pussy it depends how you interpret the censor. They don’t even know “look at this. This is me. This is you. I love you.” They don’t even know We are Robin. They don’t even know he wanted to be called Lark. They don’t even know the name signal is based off his mom and being the first knight on the battlefield. They don’t even know “and you told me you had a rule. That when you weren’t sure about someone, you met them first thing in the morning. In the new light, you said. People have a harder time hiding who they are first thing in the morning.” They don’t even know he quotes Tarantino movies and is a poet and collects card games. They don’t even know “You think Joker is just pure evil, just pure black. But he’s not. He attacks what he loves. His serum makes victims do the same. So my parents? Every horrible thing out of their mouths? They’re actually telling me how much they love me. That’s the motivation behind the blackness. So please. Let them stay. I can take it.” They DONT EVEN KNOW WE ARE ROBIN

actually while i’ve still got this soapbox stuck to my shoe i also wanna say i think culturally we gotta start conceptualizing physical fitness as a productive hobby rather than an obligation

#everyone making new year’s resolutions like ‘i’m cutting out polyester and i’m going to build a spinning wheel by may’

driving my chevy to the levee today

what the fuck