MaddWitch

Nobody is talking about the benefits of having a wizard bf, you get to steal his robe, everything has stars, moons and suns with little faces on it. The ominous fog that surrounds him as he disappears into the forest, bones littering the floor from owl pellets, old fashioned furniture, tapestries with unicorns on them, selling your first born to the fae, you get to steal his robe!

Nobody is talking about the benefits of having a wizard bf, you get to steal his robe, everything has stars, moons and suns with little faces on it. The ominous fog that surrounds him as he disappears into the forest, bones littering the floor from owl pellets, old fashioned furniture, tapestries with unicorns on them, selling your first born to the fae, you get to steal his robe!

If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think

My love for this post is unbelievable.

drink water

Maybe do these in reverse order

Merry crisis

Merry chrysler

how dare you wish me a merry Chrysler when you KNOW my family celebrates the toyotathon

*breathes deep breath* *slams reblog button*

the problem with being kind of unashamedly a weird guy is that its still kind of hurtful when people treat you like you’re weird. like yeah man I know you perceive me as very eccentric and an iconoclast but if you’re constantly reacting to me like I’ve grown two heads and said something totally insane every time I open my mouth. I uh. I am not gonna feel especially welcomed in your life. you know.

[Image ID: Tumblr reply from swampGirl13 reading: I don't feel shame over my weirdness but for some reason other people decide to feel it for me /End ID]