DEAR READER
Discoholic 🪩
JBB: An Artblog!
cherry valley forever
ojovivo
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
we're not kids anymore.
AnasAbdin
Cosmic Funnies
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
KIROKAZE
almost home
Origami Around
dirt enthusiast
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Janaina Medeiros
styofa doing anything
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Kaledo Art
seen from Germany
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from France
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Spain
seen from Singapore
seen from Portugal
seen from United States
seen from Australia
seen from Mali
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
@maddwitch
Nobody is talking about the benefits of having a wizard bf, you get to steal his robe, everything has stars, moons and suns with little faces on it. The ominous fog that surrounds him as he disappears into the forest, bones littering the floor from owl pellets, old fashioned furniture, tapestries with unicorns on them, selling your first born to the fae, you get to steal his robe!
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Nobody is talking about the benefits of having a wizard bf, you get to steal his robe, everything has stars, moons and suns with little faces on it. The ominous fog that surrounds him as he disappears into the forest, bones littering the floor from owl pellets, old fashioned furniture, tapestries with unicorns on them, selling your first born to the fae, you get to steal his robe!
If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think
My love for this post is unbelievable.
STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:
transition
bdsm
iron supplements
sleep study
ADHD medication
DBT
vitamin D
go outside for an hour and observe birds
eat a snack
drink water
Maybe do these in reverse order
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
snoopy of the day
This would have had me crucified on tumblr 10 years ago but maybe we are ready for this conversation now:
If you are a socially anxious person, you have to socialize. Your panic/anxiety attacks will only get worse and trigger more frequently if you constantly avoid contact with The Public. Not saying that you need to be a social butterfly- but there is a genuine problem with not being able to order your own meal at a restaurant. And it cannot be solved by always having someone else do it for you.
This is a PSA to about 3/4s of the Portland Youth populace
Merry crisis
Merry chrysler
how dare you wish me a merry Chrysler when you KNOW my family celebrates the toyotathon
More favourite useless wizard archetypes:
Wizard who knows exactly four spells, and who suffers from the world's worst case of "when all you have is a hammer" syndrome
Wizard whose magic has predictable side effects that it somehow never occurs to them to take into account until after the fact
Wizard who could have done that at any time, but nobody asked
Wizard whose "magic" is mostly legerdemain, except for one specific, completely unhinged miraculous feat they can do for real
Wizard who's never tried this before, but the theory is sound
Wizard whose powers kind of suck, but who insists they're the greatest in the land, and you can't prove otherwise because you don't know any other wizards
Wizard who wishes to make it clear that they advised against this and will not be held responsible for the consequences
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
*breathes deep breath* *slams reblog button*
Story Idea: A minion for a an evil Overlord from a High Fantasy Real and a Goon working for Prohibition-Era Mafia Gangster got transported into each other's worlds.
They quickly acclimated to their respective situations and started serving their new bosses with gutso!
Gangster Boss: Dat Rat Fink double-crossed me! ME! Why I oughta...
Minion: Prithee, milord, may I suggest boiling him in oil for this transgression?
Gangster Boss: Yer a sick fuck, Ferdinand. Love da way ya think!
Goon: 'ey boss, I notice dat de Hero of Light and Providence gets supplies in dem towns on da way to yer liar on the regular. You want me to go over dere to dem shops and uh *winks and clicks tongue* convince them to close up shop?
Overlord, embers gleaming inside his dark helm: ....make it so, Robert.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
the problem with being kind of unashamedly a weird guy is that its still kind of hurtful when people treat you like you’re weird. like yeah man I know you perceive me as very eccentric and an iconoclast but if you’re constantly reacting to me like I’ve grown two heads and said something totally insane every time I open my mouth. I uh. I am not gonna feel especially welcomed in your life. you know.
[Image ID: Tumblr reply from swampGirl13 reading: I don't feel shame over my weirdness but for some reason other people decide to feel it for me /End ID]
Something possessed me and I was like "I must come up with in-world symbolism of colours from the perspective of the Overworld (so illagers and villagers).
It would be different from Nether's perspective, perhaps I'll do that later.
