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Art should chillbait the enraged and ragebait the chill

Me and the adderall I just took

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🗣🗣🗣ANOTHER WIN FOR BUFFALO🗣🗣🗣

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ANOTHER SABRES WIN BABY LETS GO🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

#puckposting

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throathole

If tumblr opened an ill fated fast food chain I would order a tumblr burger so fast

#whats on the tumblr burger tho

nypaingers

I think there might be just a teensy bit of quit in New York!!!

#its so bad i cant watch #puckposting

redpandarascal

hey you know Scott Adams? The Dilbert guy? that guy has a four part series of blog posts in which he hypnotizes readers to orgasm.

to celebrate new years 2015, if I’m understanding correctly.

i’ve used wayback machine to make sure we will never lose these posts to Scott Adams deleting or modifying them.

Part 1- missing entirely. if you click the link from the other posts, it seems like the post was probably edited and is now something called “Imagining Robot Battles in the Caliphate.” I’ve linked that here. it seems pretty clear from the other posts that at some point there was a part one to this, and that this is in no way a joke.

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

to be honest i am still in the process of trying to read these but it is hard because hearing Scott Adams talk in a sexual manner makes me sick. there is a LOT to go through here though.

according to Wikipedia at the time i am writing this (jan 15 2020), “Dilbert appears online and in 2,000 newspapers worldwide in 65 countries and 25 languages.”

here is an excerpt. warning: this is sexual and disgusting

“ On New Year’s Eve, and the following day, I will be checking my public email account at [email protected]. You can stay anonymous if you want, but you have to show your respect by thanking me for some of the best orgasms of your life, if not the best. And imagine the grin on my face when I read your message and respond, based on your gender, with “good girl” or “good boy.”

pangeasoftware

Part 1 for posterity

notcaptainahab

comedy gold

#from part one that pangeasoftware linked #holy fucking shit lmfao #AND HES DEAD LMFAO

boltlightning

it goes without saying the powdered wig stays ON during sex

boltlightning

and the ruffled shirt. obviously. we don't want to be lewd

boltlightning

stockings yes. breeches yes.

boltlightning

and we might as WELL include the waistcoat and frock coat as well. since we're showing up.

boltlightning

the fall of the breeches however. well. we;ll see won't we

beggars-opera

#rebloggimg for the vintage femdom

wynterstrawberry

🥹

#HIIIIII UKKO #so hyped im got tickets to the game tn #puckposting

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sibbycrobby

me when i’m going to punch lindy ruff in the head

#sorry i post hockey rn #puckposting #UPL MY BABYGIRL

🗣🗣🗣ANOTHER WIN FOR BUFFALO🗣🗣🗣

#puckposting #buffalo sabres #LFG #THE WARPATH IS BACK ON #nhl

dont even get me started about the rangers game today btw its never been more over.

#puckposting #ny rangers #BRUINS GOT 2 FUCKING HAT TRICKS AND IGOR IS ON IR ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME #sabres warpath looks peak tho

etheltempest

will smith hockey, don’t even think about it

#LEARN FROM REMPES MISTAKE #puckposting

mrsterlingeverything

Its time theft friyay

#YESSS

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nietzche was flaming as fuck for rocking that cut in the 19th century

#im deadass #do i have a philosophy tag yet #im reading zarathustra btw #friedrich nietzsche #not hating but that wasnt the straightest man

lucyflawless

the planet won't heal until fat butches are a common sight in media

#im doing my part o7

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