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It’s gon really test your faith when u look around and see it’s only you

worth noting that this is the most recent living person to have walked on the moon

fucking cringe

you post cringe on the moon once and then no one ever goes back there

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit

Congrats on the gender. Get well soon with the executive dysfunction

this post is still good even without the glitch that’s how good this post is

what is it about gimme! gimme! gimme! by ABBA that makes me feel like i'm a master criminal committing a heist

the lyrics say gimme a man after midnight, but the music says jewel thief dodging lasers and swinging from grappling hooks before driving away from the cops in a high-speed chase on my sleek hot pink motorcycle

march is now in three days time i can’t do this shit

march is in what

march is t o m o r r o w

angelic, ethereal, heavenly, otherworldly type of energy

i aspire to be one of those people who are known for always smelling good and treating people kindly

Imagine someone creating scenarios in their head with you in it

*cums on his dick romantically*

*cums inside you romantically*

ah the energy