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This post goes around Tumblr every year, and it’s always true. There’s never been an uneventful or boring January.

most seeds in the world are dry and then when they get wet they go dry again but sometimes the seeds will get a little wet and say 'what if we made mucus' and let me tell you man. those guys. they just aren't waiting for an answer

Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.

I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there's no reference or subtext you don't know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.

“Sometimes you just have to say yes to things way outside your comfort zone, especially when your daughter thinks it’s funny,” Hawk wrote on Instagram.

my parents trying to figure out what to get me for christmas

The zipper merge requires a level of cooperation and goodwill that the citizens of this great country have never once displayed

god, the voice actor cooked with this one