estoy muy cansata™

Your “lazy” son or daughter may actually be clinically depressed

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD IT HURTS

if you had 6 minutes left to live, what’s the last song you’d listen to

i’d spent the entire 6 minutes trying to pick a song

a concept: heavy rainfall when you’re tucked up in bed. like if u agree.

me, getting chased around my house by a murderer: alexa play what’s new scooby doo by simple plan

what you allow……. will continue

Most definitely. Speak up. Don’t be afraid of change. Love yourself. Can’t stress this enough.

people who think theyre oppressed for being witches vs people who think theyre oppressed for being vegans vs people who think theyre oppressed for being into ddlg

Vs people oppressed for wanting a simple human pet

“people who think they’re oppressed for being witches” listen, have u not… ever heard of the crusades

ever heard of the ah… salem witch trials my bud

none of the women accused of being witches during the salem witch trials were actually witches please read a history book im begging you

So we just gonna ignore human pet guy huh

I can lounge about at the pool in my monofin and be a beautiful lesbian mermaid hhhhh I need this

Subtle and beautiful i want 10

Gonna be strolling through pool wrapped in bisexuality luxury

at some point this will wind up being worn as a cape and I am 1000% okay with that

this would actually be safe to get for me bc my parents have like,,, zero knowledge of pride flags other than the standard rainbow one. and I could just be like “it’s a cool towel” and if anybody asked if it was a pan flag I would just smirk,wink, and walk away.

Can you do an aro one pretty please??

These are amazing.