I should be doing more productive things

Look hot, be cold.

Thought I saw a shooting star but the neighbors above me are flicking cigarette butts out the window

what halsey song is this

What the hell kind of test tube did this man walk out of?

i think i finally understand what kojima sees in him

losing people is so interesting bc like. no i don't want to speak to you ever again. yes i think about you on your birthday.

I am still amazed that this is just something we do like it’s genetically coded

i dONT WANT TO BE RUDE AND MAKE THE DRIVERS WAIT

me: wow the stars are beautiful tonight  gf: yeah they are me: you know who else is beautiful though?  gf: *blushes* who  me: luigi 

Plus his name was Henry and he called himself Indiana after their dog that he loved, so could even be Henrietta Jones and still call herself Indiana and NOTHING NEED CHANGE AT ALL. 

I’m a woman and my last name is Jones?? What the literal fuck

Your name is Jonesette now I’m sorry.

Ms. Indianana Jonesette and the Queendom of the Crystalle Skullabella.

could use a mango and the love of my life rn

original image, illustrated by frank uppwall, for dorine b. clark’s gutter star (1954)

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sometimes I wanna reply “bitch me too” to my mutuals posts but I’ve never talked 2 them so they might not see it as friendly joking so i just dont

reblog if it’s okay to say “bitch me too” to you if you’re mutuals

me, showing off my university degree: that’s right everyone, i paid multiple dollars to the government in order to attain sporadic sprinklings of knowledge that i forgot two months after each class ended

this has been getting notes again and i totally forgot about it so reminder: lump