In the graveyard doing handstands

actually that’s fine. i didn’t want the verification code anyway

well now that you mention it i may have wanted it a little bit. Thank you for sending it fifteen separate times

Men use “I’m just a man” to cheat on their wives. Odysseus uses “I’m just a man” to kill, slay and torture people to get back to HIS wife. They are not the same.

call him bubonic the way he plagues me

Fuck. Those fuckers at the store sold me No Purpose Flour again. What the fuck do I do with this

okay okay i can close some tabs i don't need this google image search of "pear trees"....well you never know actually

It was a global problem

researching medieval file formats like .tapestry and .stainedglass

Ever since I was a little girl I dreamed of creating an account and verifying my email and enabling 2 step verification and downloading the app and opting out of targeted ads and signing up for promotional newsletters and unsubscribing and unsubscribing and opting out and opting out

nosferatu? non. VOSferatu. c'est pas mon problème