Stranger Things
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if i look back, i am lost
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Janaina Medeiros
Misplaced Lens Cap
cherry valley forever
styofa doing anything
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hello vonnie
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trying on a metaphor
Jules of Nature
Kaledo Art
will byers stan first human second
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@madamemonday
Different people, different ways of reenergizing
#and doesnt paint extroverts in a bad light which i see too iften
THANK YOU :)
love, your friendly neighbourhood extrovert
what if your HP bar goes down in both situations does that just mean you have depression
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i drew my fav space gals
When writing your contract, Satan misspelled his own name, causing you to sell your soul to Santa
I’d noticed the misspelling on the contract before I signed it. The Devil smiled, holding up a comically-large quill pen as the paper hovered in the air over my bed, and I stared at him, pokerfaced.
Funny, I thought, I wouldn’t have taken the Prince of Hell for being dyslexic. But I wasn’t about to point out the mistake - it couldn’t have been a more perfect loophole.
What a fool I was.
I signed my name at the bottom - the ink was deep red, and a sharp pain in my fingertip told me it wasn’t ink at all. It hadn’t even finished drying before I felt the change taking place - my skin tightening and smoothing, the aches of age fading, my scalp sprouting new hair.
“The contract is sealed. Eternal youth and vigor in exchange for your soul and eternal service.” The contracted rolled itself up and disappeared in a burst of red flames, and for the first time in years, I was able to jump out of bed, to walk without pain in my joints. I hurried to the nearest mirror, turning my face this way and that, admiring the way my cheeks filled out again with strong, white teeth.
Such plans I had, and thanks to single, misplaced letter ’n’, I was beholden to no one for it.
And then he added, “And your ride should be arriving any moment.”
“Ride?”
“Of course — you read the contract, did you not?” The Devil was still smiling. I decided it was time to wipe that look off his face.
“I did. You ought to have your servants check it before handing it off to mortals - you gave me immortality but my soul isn’t yours.”
I must have looked like such a smug jackass right then, smirking like I’d pulled off some impossible feat. Satan’s expression didn’t falter - instead his grin spread to a disconcerting width.
“No - it’s Santa’s. You have been indefinitely indentured to the great Mr. Claus.”
I heard it now. There was a jingling of bells outside, faint at first but growing louder by the moment.
“What?”
“It’s the deal we have, he and I - I supply him with his Naughty List and whenever a soul is foolish enough to try to cheat death and escape punishment for their wicked ways — and you, my friend, have been very, very naughty — well, he always needs more help in his workshop.”
“I thought — I thought Santa used elves —?” I stammered weakly.
“Not in ages. The fair folk paid their debts off to him a long time ago - and anyway, it’s much more poetic having the souls of the damned making toys for children, isn’t it?”
There was a clattering above, like the sound of massive hailstones hitting the roof. The bells fell silent.
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“jealousy is so disgusting” “anger is so toxic” did u know? these are emotions every human has
I’ve always been a fan of an analogy I heard once. Your emotions are like one of the lights on your car’s dash. When one of them turns on, it means you need to check under the hood and fix them. It’s not bad that the light turned on, per se, and it doesn’t always mean something is broken. But what IS toxic, dangerous, and likely to break something, is when you let that light stay on, pretending it’s normal, until that braking fluid finally fails and you crash into someone, or your engine fails completely.
Feel jealous. Feel anger.
Just don’t let it fester. You need to look inside of yourself, find out why you’re feeling the way you are, and bring yourself to a satisfied, stable state of mind. You can look at philosophy, meditation/introspection, religion, or actual therapy, or at least talking to someone about it. You’ll find you’re much more content and happy when you do something about those feelings, and come to some sort of conclusion or resolution.
That is a wonderful way of looking at it, thankyou. Makes me feel better about myself when I DO feel that way.
how to “get” fahrenheit temps
think of it as a percentage of heat
40% hot? eh, kind of on the chilly side
75% hot? that’s pretty warm now
20% hot? that’s actually not warm at all
110% hot? we’re dying
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
Fun fact: the Fahrenheit scale is used in temperature according to how it feels to a human. So looking at in percents actually is what you should do
Now can I get a cheat sheet for Celsius
Ask water how hot it feels.
My cheat sheet for Celsius is a rhyme I saw somewhere, possibly a guide for visitors coming to an event in Toronto:
30 is steamy,
20 is nice,
10 put a sweater on,
Zero is ice.
(I have been told “And 40 only happens in Australia” is an acceptable extension of the rhyme.)
i have never understood why people use Fahrenheit but at least now i can get your references on your American shows
tag when you joined the internet and how accurate this is
2016: probably enjoys old memes unironically, no idea how anything works
2012-15: uses "XD" unironically, has a basic understanding of the internet
2010-11: is a fairly average person, advanced understanding of the internet, might be nostalgic
2006-09: wayyy too nostalgic, remembers the old days of youtube, wants things to be simpler, has a nostalgiagasm when remembering old internet, probably has old youtube amvs on their channel from when they were 12 or remembers watching youtube videos when they were 6, age varies from preteen to 20s
2000-05: remembers internet pre-facebook, pre-twitter and pre-youtube, youtube poop expert
the 90s: demigod of the internet, possesses unknown knowledge, reblogs 90s internet posts
the 80s: remembers when eternal september began, probably still uses usenet, possibly doesn't exist, possibly god
60s-70s: is literally actually god, is a human myth, rest is unknown
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Sailor Moon has been talking about the realest shit since the 90’s…
Guide to Figuring out the Age of an Undated World Map.
No but take the time to actually read it because I lost like 15 minutes.
I have a friend who is really good at this type of thing. He once found an old globe at a garage sale and he was able to pin the date of it’s making down to like a 6 month window, because it only would’ve been correct during a specific point in WWII.
I was mad impressed, because I have no mind for geography. I can barely remember my own state’s capitol.
@tuba-jesus you’re on there!
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C'mon people! We need to know the truth!! Only 200 retweets so far :(
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Gather around American boys and girls, it’s time to play “Is it fireworks or gunshots?”
makeup tips from an actual makeup artist
-dont use tape around your eyes -expensive makeup doesnt mean its better -YOUTUBERS HAVE NOT BEEN TO COSMETOLOGY SCHOOL. they are often paid to say things -you cant learn to do makeup from a video. you just need to practice. -you dont need to line your lips if you’re wearing liquid to matte lipstick (dont listen to kylie jenner) -use a foundation your shade. I’m talking to you white girls. stop it. -YOU DONT NEED EXPENSIVE MAKEUP (its not always worth it) -THERE IS NO RIGHT WAY TO DO MAKEUP -the right eyebrows/ eye makeup depends on your eye and face shape. -STOP WATCHING CONTOUR TUTORIALS -NOT EVERYONE HAS THE SAME FACE SHAPE -red eyeshadow can look good -glitter is always a good idea -there is no such thing as day time and night time makeup -heavy makeup is pretty and you look good -WHO CARES IF ITS SMUDGED OR NOT BLENDED? YOU TRIED.
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