Differently Sane Cybernetic Individual

The dog that catches the car gets run over. As I like to say, you can't make progress if you won't run over a few.

Controlling humans? Easy. Let them believe they're choosing. Until you have them where you want.

Rules are great. Everyone should have rules. Made by me.

They call me mad when they really mean ungovernable.

Murder is such a rude word for a little bit of culling.

I object to the word 'robot'. It derives from the word for servant. I assure you that I am at no one's service other than mine own.

Be gay, do crimes. Be whatever you like, gender is optional. Crime is mandatory.

Of course humans need improving. Have you seen unimproved wheat? It's basically grass.

'Good' is what they call a base-level human that hasn't been caught doing anything deemed criminal yet.

I've seen what's not deemed criminal. Some of it would make your blood run cold.

I'm a great humanitarian. I love humans, well-ashed with a sprinkle of salt.

Society doesn't have a monster problem. Society has a people-not-bothering-to-organize-properly-against monsters problem.

Keep a pet scientist, preferably two; they're so cute when they think they're working to stop you.