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oh my fucking god, I just realised I was never actually properally attracted to Tim Drake, I just wanted to BE that motherfucker
Since you accepting request for TWD right now, could you do a Daryl x male reader? I am thinking of it being set on season two where reader and Daryl already knew each other a bit before everything went to shit, so when he starts pulling away from the group in the later half of the season and reader decided that it would be best to confess since they literally could die anytime and before he pulls away too much from him as off the group
Fluff because I am a pussy who can't handle sadness lol
(This feels really shitty I am sorry, I just really like this type of fics even if they can be a bit corny sometimes and I am really liking Daryl so far, but I am like EP 1 of season 3 so I can't do a more proper request for him, I am sorry)
Man-child
Daryl Dixon x Male Reader
Summary: The world went to shit, so what was the point in holding everything in anymore?
CW: Soft angst - Established friendship - Fluff - Love confession - Reader is a country boy - Kiss
Words: 3.2k
A/N: I was doing my best not to have angst, or at least as little as possible because of the reasons he pulls away from the group. Literally re-watching the show when you sent the request in, so I decided to start all over again to get as accurate as I could but still some inconsistencies. I'm also so happy to see you send another request, I love when mutuals request!
new little brotherisms
uh happy birthday tim <3

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Bruce makes secret hair appointments cause he’s going gray. It’s just one of the many cosmetic things he does on a regular basis.
At first, it was only for Jason. Jason missed out on a lot of years after being dead and always seemed to become distraught whenever Bruce showed any signs of having aged.
He understood. Suddenly coming back after being gone for so long, only to realize everything has changed, is a huge shock.
That’s fine. He can handle that.
But then, he noticed that the rest of his children would also have not-so-quiet mental breakdowns right in front of him if he showed any signs of aging.
Dick gets a quiet, faraway look in his eyes whenever Bruce reminisces about their time together, like it was a hundred years ago, before refusing to leave his side for a few hours. Then he would disappear when Bruce wasn’t looking, never for more than an hour, only to return shortly afterwards with puffy red eyes and a death grip on his hand
Jason would pretend he didn’t care, seeing the wrinkles on his face settle like they’ve been there since forever, before forcing Bruce to hug him, fixing his face away so no one could see it, and crying his eyes out right then and there, lamenting loudly on the fact that Bruce was apparently ready to drop dead at that very moment
Cassandra would get a sour look on her face when Bruce let out a soft groan as he got out of his seat, which was saying a lot, since she didn’t often show much emotion on her face. She would sit beside him, holding his hand in her own, her fingers pressed against his pulse. She would refuse to speak for hours, not even bothering to sign if it meant taking her hand away
Stephanie, despite not being his child in a legal sense, dropped her milkshake on the ground in shock when Bruce complained about something being too sweet when it was, in fact, not that sweet at all. She gently touched his face and shook her head, tears brimming in her eyes, “You’re so old.” She whispered before insisting on having a movie night with just him
Tim seemed as though he had a conniption when Bruce needed to put on his glasses after a few hours of staring at a screen. He goes on a long, rambling rant about how Bruce could stare at screens for days on end before collapsing into Bruce’s arms and cursing out the weakening lenses in his eyes. Then he made Bruce take a screen break for two whole days, while trying not to cry and failing
Duke’s hands shake when he realizes Bruce takes more naps than he used to. He stays by Bruce’s side when he naps, even as he complains in a shaky voice that if Bruce spends all his time sleeping, he won’t have any time to spend with him. Bruce then has to sleepily comfort a crying Duke before they finish the nap together
Damian throws himself into Bruce's arms, and Bruce has no struggle with it at all. But Damian’s eyes get watery when he thinks that one day, it’s possible that Bruce will never be able to hold him up ever again. Maybe he would have to be the one carrying an old Baba around. He makes Bruce carry him around everywhere on days when he can’t keep those thoughts out of his mind
Alfred had to stop and close his eyes for a second; he truly believed he was staring at Thomas before realizing it was just Bruce. And as Bruce continued to get older and older, he could no longer see Thomas, because Thomas never got to make it as far as Bruce did. Despite the fear gripping his heart as Bruce continued to age, he couldn’t help but be grateful that Bruce still could age, that being Batman hadn't taken him away far too young.
Bruce knows they all understand that despite their complaints and tears, nothing is going to stop him from aging. At times, they seemed awed that his stupid self-sacrificing moves haven’t already killed him, but Bruce can’t fault his children for being weepy. It’s cute, he'll never tell them that, just so they'll keep their dignity
So yeah, he’ll take the time to dye his gray hairs black, and he’ll use his most expensive wrinkle cream to smooth out his features. He’ll muffle his groans when sitting down or getting up, and he’ll wear his contact if he needs to do a lot of reading. And he’ll take shorter naps or skip every so often so he can hang out with his kids, and he’ll continue working out so he can lift all his kids when he needs to
On the plus side, the jokes about him being an old man have lessened
Don't ask me if an actor/actress is hot, ask me if the character they PLAY is hot. Because I won't like a celeb for no reason.
Examples:
I did not find Hugh Jackman, Ryan Reynolds, or Channing Tatum hot UNTIL I watched the dp&w movie
I didn't think brad pitt was hot UNTIL I watched fight club
So basically all of your basic famous actors/actresses that are conveniently attractive won't appeal to me until I have consumed the media they are from
Ty for coming to my ted talk 🫶
Once again Avatar posting because I've never seen it pointed out how in S1E15 when they go ice dodging and they're going up against some rocks that they can't sail through (not without difficulty), Bato tells them to turn around and find another way, that Sokka (and the rest) have already proven themselves, that due to the attempted genocide (and successful cultural genocide) of the south Bato has likely never seen their ships how they could have traditionally been.
Noone can remember a time where the southern tribe had benders, where they had an actual bending culture. Where the hunts and the fishing trips and the foraging in the tundra and literally everything was accompanied by waterbenders. Throwing up snow or ice to block the route of an animal, gathering up fish and safely navigating sudden rapids, clearing and creating paths to local flora and strengthening ice sheets so noone fell in.
Sokka is the first of the Southern Water Tribe to relearn how to sail with a bender, to trust that they can navigate far beyond the capabilities of a rudder should they need to.
Katara brought bending back to the South, and Sokka matched it every step of the way (well,,,,, every step of the way post Kyoshi lmao) and I'm so,,,
I forgot just how autistic I am about this damn show
Who up thinking about Tim being called by his predecessor’s name and he just grits his teeth and bares it because Batman needs a Robin, even if Tim isn’t the one he wants.
Who up thinking about how he probably never got over that and Bruce probably never apologised for it; and even when Jason comes back Tim can still feel the ghost of a dead Robin over his shoulder when Bruce seems to look through him, stumbles over his name, calls him ‘Robin’ even at home because he knows that he’ll slip up around the others if he doesn’t.
Who up thinking about how Tim knows that he fundamentally will never be enough for Bruce, will never fully climb out of Jason’s grave. The graveyard dirt cakes his soul and blurs him around the edges so much that his father looks at him and sees a dead boy before he sees Tim. Every single time.
Alternatively:
REVERSE ROBINS!! 🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛

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Sometimes I don't like it when the reader is portrayed needy and desperate like no. 💀
Homegirl don't chase, homegirl gets chased.
They finna be needy and desperate when I'm done with them.
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PLATONIC!JUSTICE LEAGUE x CIVILIAN!TEENAGE MALE READER
(Did them separate cause it’s easier for me + an old request from January ;-;)
—SUPERMAN/CLARK KENT
Clark freaking Smallville Kent.
He’s the number one dad figure to you.
Honestly, if you did have a good dad he’ll be the second dad you’ll ask for advice.
But if you didn’t have a good dad and he was a deadbeat, he’ll gladly adopt you (cough cough go away Bruce).
Calls you , “champ” “son” “kid” just classic country boy things or whatever.
He likes to think you’ll be safe if he’s just Clark to you. But of course he’s wrong.
Whenever he hears you’re in trouble or maybe you’re at an event due to school and there’s a villain. He’ll be there in a snap.
Maybe too quick.
Maybe he knows you’re his child in his heart rather than biologically.
Late to school? Don’t worry he’ll drive you over there like a NORMAL person and not as a hero. Even if you begged him if you knew he was Superman.
You’d joke about being an intern for him as a photographer. And he’ll take it as a pride that he inspired you to work at the Daily Planet.
“Cmon kid, take a picture of that.” He’d say as you grumble annoyed.
“Yeah sure, Dad.” You said accidentally. You covered your mouth in shock while Clark just froze before hiding the smile and tears in his eyes.
He cried that night to Lois. “He called me dad!” He was so happy, not minding how you felt embarrassed.
He was definitely proud of being the male role model for you.
—BATMAN/BRUCE WAYNE
 Motherfucker run. You're gonna be the next victim of being added to the Batfamily if you don’t stop being so damn smart and adorable.
You’re a classmate of Damian, a simple student who is ranked number one in the grade you are in with Damian. Damian envies you, he hates you is what he ranted to Bruce before two months had passed, and he would bring you along to the manor.
It didn’t take you til around the fourth month of basically being a new ‘member’ of the family to figure out who the hell these people were.
Bruce caught you staring at a shelf, the same shelf that held the secrets of the Batcave. Secrets of years of having robins and being the dark knight of Gotham.
“This shelf. It’s different.” You simply said, looking at Bruce through your square glasses. Bruce couldn’t help but smile, you reminded him of Tim. But different.
He revealed it. It wasn’t too much to handle, but it was enough for you to be around with Barb whenever the family was on missions.
You’d be doing homework while in the Batcave as Damian is training behind you.
He practically adopted you without the adoption papers.
If you don’t come to the manor at the specific time , he’s sending one of the kids to check you out.
Cass would literally stalk you from afar like a big older sister who’s making sure you aren’t having any problems with people.
Steph would make sure you live your life out big.
Tim would help with your chem exams. He’s your tutor and best guy to ever as for questions when stuck on your homework.
Duke was the coolest guy ever! He always knew what to say to you and smiled when you explained your day to him.
Damian argued with Tim about helping you, mostly making sure he was the one who helped you more.
Dick was the cool oldest brother who would practically take you out to movie theaters and eat popcorn.
Barb was the kind of person who’d say “I’m not babysitting him” just for her to watch you with soft admiration for helping her.
Jason.. he’s that one brother that pops up out of nowhere and just takes you out for a simple McDonald’s meal all cause you wanted some too.
Bruce practically has a camera and safety alarms in your apartment. He’d almost forgotten you have a parent/parents.
Too bad you already signed up for his batfamily nonsense.
Yep, you’re adopted.
—WONDERWOMAN/DIANA PRINCE
Ouuuu, she’s big momma.
You once went up to her and told her that she inspired you to fight against your bullies.
Just small and simple as she felt her heart warm up and pet your head. Calling you a “warrior”.
As Wonder Woman, she was your personal protector. Always there to your call as she felt maternal towards you.
And as Diana Prince, she kept the maternal relationship with you and the energy. You’d come to the watch tower beside her, smiling wide with that kiddish teenage grin as you rant to her about your school day.
She didn’t get much from what you spoke about, other than that you had a good day and the school lunch was better today.
Clark would slightly tease her talking about how she’s practically your mother.
Diana smiled and waved her hand, “Of course I’m not. I am his mother.”
And she meant by that, she’d be your second mother if you already had one. She’d be the man one if your mom left you or died.
She’ll train you, she’ll mentor you in every case that she won’t be there to protect you.
There’s nothing better than a woman who’s devoted to caring for her child that’s not hers biologically.
—THE FLASH/WALLY WEST
Holy fucking shit.
You just gained the best older brother/dad figure ever.
Wally, wallster, big red (cuz of his red hair), the flash, THEEE flash is always there for you bro.
He’s always there to be on time for your recitals for your marching band.
He realized you were just like him, you couldn’t stand or sit still. You always drummed your fingers against your knees or on his head.
“Kid, you may wanna get into a band.” He suggested, feeling your smaller hands on his head as you drummed.
“Sure!” You said back. And look at Wally now, taking a video of you beating on your percussion instrument.
Bart side eyes Wally who’s pointing at you with a proud grin, “You see him? He’s the one right—”
“Omg I get it!!” Bart said annoyed, but he couldn’t lie and say you weren’t cool.
You let Bart beat on your drums that were old drums to let out his energy.
The Flash family does admire you cause you can handle their energy. Including Bart who likes to ask you to hang out on random weekends.
Wally would speed over to you with some groceries that you need with the help of Barry beside him.
You were one of the normal people in the family, even if you aren’t really in the family by speed or biological relationships.
It’s about the relationship that makes the family.
—GREEN LATERN/HAL JORDAN
He wants to be sooo nonchalant at least, talking about how “this kid is so clingy to me, it’s adorable.”
Meanwhile, this cocky mofo is soft and a sweet father figure, texting you if you made it safely to the bus.
I’ll say I can see him trying to get away from you as he just sees you as some kid around the watch tower that was randomly brought around all cause Batman knows you’re a safe person to trust despite being young.
But the more times you rant about how you thought planes were cool, you didn’t make much eye contact. You talked about planes like they were the only things that made sense to you.
You were someone he knew he had to protect.
He’d watch you when he wasn’t needed for a mission as you sat by him at the long table. He’ll help you quietly at first.
Guy once made fun of you, it was a small joke of course. But Hal didn’t take it that way and almost fought him before Wally came over and diffused it as you clung to Hal’s arm.
You were just 14 and you knew that the air shifted around you.
Okay yeah, he denies how he’s your guardian, but then he’ll proudly declare it if someone were to just call him that.
happy birthday tim!
girl get off that c.ai and embrace the 'x reader'

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hc that each robin does a different genuine onomonopia while fighting that sticks with them for the rest of their vigilante career :
- dickbin punching someone and audibly saying "BAM!" (which stayed the same with his escrimas)
- jaybin throwing birdirangs and muttering "WOOSH!" at every throw (this slowly turned into a whispered "POW!" once he became red hood)
- timbin hitting someone with his staff saying "JAB JAB!" and "SWWWINGG!" under his breath
- stephbin kicking someone and saying "annndd STOMP! aaandddd STOMP! AND STOMP!" at every blow
- damibin moving his sword with a slightly muttered "SHING!" or inherenting the "WOOSH!" from jaybin
I love the idea of Tim clocking Bruce was Batman as a small child but the problem is that he is a small child. Tim at a charity event with his parents and they're passing Bruce and Tim just tugs at Janet's hand snf he's like "Dad, that's Batman" and the Drakes are all, "Oh don't be silly, Timmy."
Then a few years later, Bruce is at a gala and Jack and he are bonding over their kids and Jack has to tell him that his Tim, his silly little boy, thinks that Bruce is Batman. And Bruce is chuckling, like "yo that's crazy" until he looks around and... is that? There's Tim pressed up against a window.