Feb 25, 2019
There’s a common element in the smell of both pine lumber and wet latex paint and I don’t know what it iS but it’s sO gOOD
Wish there was a hardware store scented candle
I could huff the home depot auto repair isle for hours like a goddamn animal
A single drop of linseed oil spills in a 500 acre area and I zero in like a shark after blood
A grade 9 highschool metalshop leaves the pickle unattended for .3 seconds and I snort the whole thing right up my sinuses and drop dead immediately
Wood lathe operator comes back to the machine to catch me eating EEE-Ultrashine Woodturner’s Finish right out of the jar with my bare hands and has to chase me off with a pushbroom
