May The Golden King Smile Upon You.

Man: “Are you Khajiit?”

Cat: soft meow

Woman filming laughs

Man: “Will you provide wares for me?”

Cat: soft meow

Woman filming laughs harder

Man: “Present them then.”

Cat sniffs at the man’s outstretched hand

Man: “There are no wares! Aahh!”

Math teachers: We will multiply 14,762 times 2,853,654 among others in this test, no calculators allowed

Sanyo ICC-0081 "Mini Calculator":

Language teachers: Translate this text, no dictionaries allowed.

Linguists:

Art snobs: If you use anything more than a pencil and ink and these specific paints and brushes you’re cheating and not a real artist. Especially if you draw digitally. That’s double cheating.  

Artists, engineers and scientists:

Had to change their name after that massacre & the buy out and all.

They’re the only jagoffs wearing this outdated camo crap. The feds phased that out back in…idek, pre-2010.