The Pizza is Aggressive

i have not seen this meme in so long im loving it

one of the reasons i love tumblr is that occasionally classic memes like this show up on my dashboard

It’s like reaching into the cupboard for food and accidentally finding a 19 year old can of soup that you’ve kept for sentimental reasons

do you want to play dead bodies with me

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

I still dream of one day coming home and finding him standing there waiting for me

hey, don't cry. fictional character in dire & perilous situations. ok?

everybody's gotta have a guy named michael

look i WISH more horror movies were just the directors thinly disguised fetish. instead we got all these horror movies that are just undisguised reflections of culturally hegemonic values and anxieties. like if we got some weird fetishes up in here it would probably add some variety thats all im saying.

there’s a t-shirt that says “I survived a bad day and all I got was the rest of my life” and yeah I still think about it