The Pizza is Aggressive

Underrated sibling experience is having one in-joke that is extremely unfunny and makes your parents look at you weird when they catch you laughing your asses off about it without the context of how you organically arrived at it.

The person who tweeted “y’all can’t even boycott Chick-fil-A” was right then and continues to be proven right now

idk i would personally rather give up access to certain products seasonally or locally than have people enslaved to give me the ability to have any product any place any time. i think i can go without tomatoes in january.

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

it's always two distinguished gentlemen saying precisely to each other

i agree so much about making your blorbos pathetic but i do fear that many take this to mean 'make them more traditionally feminine/submissive' which genuinely hurts my soul. make your blorbos pathetic in interesting character-oriented ways. understand their neuroses and turn the dials up to eleven. juxtapose the parts of life they handle extremely well with the parts of their lives that make them eat shit. make them angry. make them cold. make them pave their own way to hell while building walls preventing them from seeing any other way. please i'm begging you no more pathetic as an euphemism for bottoming im gonna mclose it.

tbh if you’ve been dating 6 months or less and you already make each other miserable. just breakup. going to relationship counseling for a relationship that’s not a partnership and still in the ‘getting to know each other’ type phase is crazy. if you don’t live together and you already cause each other strife, why bother? why the fuck bother? sometimes it’s not worth it. find someone you’re more compatible with.

i love reblogging things i've already reblogged like. y'all are going to see this again