They were fighting so I put em’ in a time out so they couldn’t touch eachother and then they sat telepathically angry at eachother staring forward…
The 2nd photo was 2 minutes after
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They were fighting so I put em’ in a time out so they couldn’t touch eachother and then they sat telepathically angry at eachother staring forward…
The 2nd photo was 2 minutes after

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I yelled back! You don't get to yell at me like that!
(guy experiencing the consequences of his actions) yeah i don’t know why these things keep happening to me i must be cursed or something
(guy who is cursed) yeah I'm sure all of these things that are happening to me are just the consequences of my actions
So the shower perch fell off the wall today and Mia got a bit more water than she bargained for
Mia would like the internet to know that she is now warm and dry
The teachers had no idea how kids actually learned to read. “It was just that they do,” Ibarra said.
https://www.apmreports.org/episode/2018/09/10/hard-words-why-american-kids-arent-being-taught-to-read
See, I read stuff like this, and…not to devalue the importance of teacher training and actually knowing how to teach…but part of me goes “But don’t you remember learning how to read?! Don’t you remember how you learned to read?!”
Because I do! They didn’t call it “phonics” to us as first-graders, they just called it “sounding out,” but I remember vividly sitting around the reading table and being taught to do that. Like what do you mean you have no idea how kids learn to read…how did you learn to read???
And then I remember again that most people do not remember very much from before they were six or seven years old.
And it explains so much.
Yet even children who study this “science of reading” rarely recall the painstaking synthesis of sign and sound that first alchemized tree pulp and petroleum ink into Desmond Cole of “Ghost Patrol” and Matilda Wormwood, Roald Dahl’s 5-year-old protagonist from the book of the same name.
At some point, for most of us, it just happened.
There’s another one!
https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2022-12-28/learning-to-read-one-tiktok-at-a-time
(This whole story is actually very good, though, and you should read it.)
when they say “you’re hot” but kafka said “you’re the knife I turn inside myself” like do better

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being in your 20s is like im 17 and i don't know who i am. im 55 curled up with a book. im ancient. i've been here forever. i never left. i'm 5 years old and i'm lost at the supermarket
i think its very sexy how millennials are very anti-ad. like. ads were invented to encourage us to buy stuff. but me and all my friends? if we see an ad for something it fills us with rage. a pure hatred. if you interrupt my twitch stream or my stupid TV show for you stupid product i will hate you product for the end of time. i will spit on it whenever i see it. your ad doesn’t work on me. it doesn’t make me want to buy your shitty thing. it makes me want to piss on your shitty thing. fuck you ad companies.

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I just discovered a band I'd never heard of by finding two of their albums in a mysterious plastic bag in an abandoned school building. Finally, I'm at the start of a fantasy novel
To make things even weirder they're called Vampire Weekend and they appear to be some kind of weird One Direction knock off from 2008? If forced to describe their music I'd say maybe soft rock, but honestly I have no idea. They're kinda good though??
you guys CAN NOT tell me Vampire Weekend was actually popular this is so embarrassing I'm going to take the high dive off a cliff
I HATE YOU GUYS SO MUCH 😭
I'm going to kill myself for real
Please don't let me go down in Tumblr history as the guy who's never heard of Vampire Weekend 😭
You guys are tearing me apart for this one but what I hate is that you're actually being really funny about it
A thought just occured to me
a lot of people in the tags asking “what if I’m both” but this guy gets it