Mainly Incorrect Quotes And Headcannons

“Percy why won’t you take part in the canoeing lessons?”

“I cannot reveal my secret identity to the WHOLE camp Chiron duh” *walks away humming “I’m no ordinary girl”*

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“Hey Annabeth, wanna see my tail?” *starts pouring water on his legs*

and not just showing up as Lester but showing up in his god form where you can actually see the resemblance in looks between him and his kids. Like:

Him and Austin having the same smile

Kayla with his gold flecked eyes

People just instantly knowing Will is his son if they were walking down the street

All I can imagine is him being that really affectionate Dad who will kiss them all goodnight and have extra long hugs when he has to leave.

Bill: has beginners luck but gets too cocky about it so he ends up coming last, hits Percy in the face by accident and feels really bad but pushes Charlie to the floor on purpose so he looses at bowling

Charlie: just sitting down on the sofa and doing the most minimal hand movements yet getting a strike every time, gets a remote thrown at his face while playing tennis with Ginny, just wants to play nintendogs

Percy: is way too technical about playing, ends up getting an accidental strike while trying to hit the twins with the remote, loosens up and absolutely plasters Ginny at tennis, is the first one to break something while playing boxing with Fred

Fred: gets way too violent, never straps the remote on and at one point it flies through the window, can’t stop laughing during everyone else’s goes and spends his free time changing everyone’s Mii’s to annoy them, tackles George to the floor to stop him from winning

George: actually tries to play the game like a normal person, spins around before bowling and gets made fun of, likes golf but no one will play it with him, is a big fan of accidentally hitting Ron in the face, dresses like he’s actually playing the sport

Ron: is so bad at the game that the others start letting him win out of pity, it’s okay though because he gets really excited, then he starts bragging so Ginny makes his nose bleed during boxing, screams when Fred smashes the window

Bill: Ginny

Charlie: Bill

Percy: Bill

Fred: Bill

George: Bill

Ron: Bill

I don’t think we talk enough about the Weasleys actually looking like each other (I mean they are siblings). This is which siblings I think resemble each other very clearly:

Bill, Percy and Ron all look similar and look mostly like Arthur. I see them as being the tallest three: lanky, longer faces, the most freckles.

Charlie, Fred, George and Ginny I picture taking more after Molly. They are shorter then all of the others with wider faces and hazel eyes.

I also picture Percy and the twins having curlier hair like I imagine Mollys to be.

Just imagine Percy and Ron getting excited whenever they are compared to Bill because “he’s so cool” and “in your face Fred and George, we are like Bill!”

And then Charlie, the twins and Ginny just being the most chaotic four and messing about all of the time.

Steve, “Vienna” by Billy Joel

Bucky, “Brooklyn Baby” by Lana Del Rey

Peter, “Cigarette Daydreams” by Cage The Elephant

Nat, “More than a woman” by Bee Gees

Tony, “Arcade” by Duncan Laurence

Sam, “Stand by me” by Ben E. King

The Avengers, “Little Talks” by Of Monsters and Men

Bonus (in honour of the last episode):

Wanda and Vision, “as the world caves in” by Matt Maltese

Steve: “I’m with you to the end of the line-“

Peter, who knows exactly what he’s doing: he’s definitely hiding something

*meanwhile*

Can you imagine Peter, heartbroken after endgame, needing something to take his mind off of everything and Pepper or Happy offhandley suggesting that he does ballet. Him thinking it’s a joke then realising that the black widow was highly trained in ballet and that it would also help with spidemanning. So he tries it out and he’s AMAZING at it. It doesn’t just help calm his anxiety but he is officially one of the most graceful superheroes to ever live. It would be so beautiful to see on screen too.

Bill: He is that Dad. The one where everyone goes “is that really your Dad? He looks so cool” But that doesn’t mean he isn’t incredibly embarrassing and I’m talking: shouting “I love yous” across the platform, ruffling hair, holding hands while crossing the road, teasing them in front of friends and telling baby stories. But he is still the scariest out of all the Weasley parents (pray for Teddy) and will not hesistate to call people out on their bullshit.

Charlie: Take a moment for Cool Uncle appreciation.

Percy: Is the parent that is the closest to his kids and the one everyone goes to for advice. This man has read every parenting book in history. He knows when to give them space, advice and love. He likes to treat Lucy and Molly as his equals, if they do something wrong he isn’t going to tell them off. He’s gonna sit them down and let them explain why before giving them a calm repremand. He hasn’t raised his voice once.

George: He is the fun parent but don’t let that deceive you because he is a major worrier. Maybe it’s Fred’s death or maybe he was always going to be this way but he gets anxious every time he lets Roxanne and Fred out by themselves. He never stops them from doing anything fun, he knows that would be wrong but sometimes Angelina has to reassure him that they are fine. Despite this, he will play endless pranks on his kids: water fights in the living room, whoopie cushions on every chair and his own products littering the floors. But he always says “I love you” before they go out anywhere.

Ron: What I am dubbing “the dad joke dad” but also the affectionate Dad. He has every dad joke in the book but he really likes saying them because he loves the way Rose and Hugo laugh every time, without fail, at his “dumb jokes”. Their laughs are his favourite sound and he prides himself in making them giggle through complaints. He is a big hugger and, whenever they go through some teenage angst, he just lets them hug him and stay there for as long as they need because sometimes he knows that’s all they want.

Ginny: contrary to popular belief she is the cool mum and Harry is more of a worrier (wanting to make sure his children have the childhood he always wanted) . She takes an immediate interest in all of their hobbies which included taking James to Holyhead Harpies practise back when she was chaser, learning football and the piano along side Lily and rushing to read every book Albus does because she knows he wants someone to talk to about it. She’s big on forehead kisses and she highly encourages family bonding. The only time she ever argued with one of them was when James had gotten drunk one time, he happened to inherit her anger but his grandfathers tendencies.

Bill: He tried not to show it but he’s scared of his scars, they bring back the memories of that night and only Fleur can make him feel better. He’s extremely paranoid. As the oldest, he feels like he has a duty to protect his siblings (he feels like he failed Fred). This feeling only grows when he becomes a father and Fleur would wake up to find him asleep in Victoire’s room, laid next to her crib and letting her hold his finger as she slept.

Charlie: Stayed at the burrow a year after the war and made sure to visit every other month after that. He would randomly show up at Bills house in the night with teary eyes and his arms stretched out for a hug. He became extremely protective over all his nieces and nephews.

Percy: Was plagued with the most awful nightmares. He would cry whenever someone said “I love you” to him because he still felt like everyone hated him. After finding this out, his family made sure to hug him tightly each time before he went home. He had scars across his back from trying to save Fred. He blamed himself for Fred’s death.

George: Felt like part of his soul had been taken from him. Stayed in his parents room the first week after Fred and smashed all the mirrors in the house the first time he was left alone. Molly eventually got him a therapist. He wasn’t married to Angelina when she got pregnant and was terrified when he found out she was. His children were what eventually helped him to mend.

Ron: Woke from nightmares and cried in Hermione’s arms. Got anxiety every time he was away from Harry (this faded eventually). His body was littered with scares but he learnt to be proud of them after years of being self conscious. Hated the fame that he got after the war. Helped George re start his shop and ran it along side him. Extremely protective over his children and made sure to never argue with Hermione again.

Angelina: *holding up a fainting George*

Fred:*lies on the floor next to Katie*

Alicia:*bleeding out*

Harry: *dead*