i hope you like my blog

May I please have 1 everything

Noah's Ark if every animal reproduced asexually

Interesting I like it

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

jobs for people who cant do or handle anything

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be someones lame ass boyfriend

when i was born i said hi and then i started tumblr posting immediately

i just got summoned for yuri duty

hey sorry yeah this is suuuper embarrassing but like. i freakin. i left all my pages out in the scary forest. yeah the pages with the creepy drawings on them. it would really do me a solid if you could go collect those. im sssooo sorry i know i always fucking do this

add that to your trivia and pursue it

Bitch I hope grey aliens come and walk around on your lawn in the dark and make your censor light come on and the ring camera record them looking into it with their huuuge eye