i love being weird and unsettling but also a sweetheart . Peace and love!

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

stop with that nonchalant shit and bark for me

we all have one foot in a fairytale, and the other in the abyss.

Do u guys like it when i have fun or when i suffer cuz i can do either or both

*covered in blood* how is it only tuesday

"incurious" still GOAT insult. You could be better but you're not. You could learn but you won't, and for no good reason, just a base dispositional apathy. Get fucked

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?