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Need one more to unlock the door

been thinking about what makes a good hobby and i cant stop thinkin about that one lady who just buys all the same pokemon card of that one guy who has a visible butthole like she had binders and binders full

I love visiting people who have some kind of pet reptile because they're always like "would you like to hold the reptile" and I'm like "of course I would" and then the rest of the conversation happens with me just holding a random reptile and the reptile Has No Feelings about the situation. They always just sit there, probably vaguely wishing to return to their heat lamp but clearly exuding an energy of This Might As Well Happen. and then I put it back in its enclosure and go home and the reptile very clearly has no strong feelings about the situation.

i want Things. i'm sorry marx

idk what yall are mad about the new Lies Your Older Cousin Tells You machine is working great

Happy horse on mars day

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

@ahasiw-okitowin 💖

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