Galactus

potion of pass out and shit yourself to death

smell that? that's browned butter, kid. you're out of your fuckin league.

Your wife ruined my Mario 64 Bob-Bom Battlefield Speedrun I don't like your wife

well i hope you've been practicing since then because you're about to have to speedrun for your life

i don’t think we can gaslight gatekeep girlboss our way out of this one boys

Why are people on this website always coming in with the most accurate takes on these penguins it’s killing me

This felt like a punch to the throat

On one hand, this would exasperate any Frenchmen within earshot, so good for her.

he is not the man of your dreams he is eating plain microwaved rice without utensils for breakfast

Plain rice will get you through the darkest period of your life

They hate how little it takes for a man to be happy