BOOZY WHORE

Wordle is running out of words. Only 2,000 five letter words remain. When that supply is exhausted the Creation shall begin. One day the word will be ZHURM, and all shall get it, and all shall understand it to mean "an ache from suddenly remembering a long-ago friend, who meant something to you once, but whose face you can no longer conjure". The next day the word shall be JOROL, and all will get it, and all will know it means "the melancholy confusion of passing by somewhere where you once could have died". The next day it will be GREFT, and all will understand it to be a small brown bird with white streaks found only in South America, and suddenly, it will appear, in the underbrush of the Amazon, in the streets of São Paulo, and all will know that it once was not there, but now, will always be

Washing ashore must feel good as fuck

shits getting mad autumnal

Best thing about the new pokemon game is the utterly baffling daily schedule the protagonist has. Living out of an overnight bag in a hotel like suite life of Zack and Cody. Unclear whether you pay for this hotel room or not. Also unclear how this place even stays open because explicitly no one else stays here. Run around doing bullshit for a few hours and then the purge starts. Sleep for like one hour every few days because you’re busy participating in said purge all night. Come home to 5:00 am bullshit dinner. The only other thing you eat is like five coffees a day. Most of these are in the middle of the night. Rinse and repeat. I assume real life France is like this also