alleys.

i prefer to be called "evil genius."

leave me alone to die.

you're built to destroy. you can never belong.

i am the one they call when things go wrong... and things have indeed gone wrong.

this is my family. i found it all on my own. it's little and broken, but it's still good.

this is you. this is your badness level. it's unusually high for someone your size. we have to fix that.

did you catch fire again?

don't worry. she likes your butt and fancy hair. i know. i read her diary.

family means nobody gets left behind.

my experiments are only theoretical, completely within legal boundaries.

what is that monstrosity?

you shouldn't play with guns.

trust me, this is not gonna end well.

you're making this harder than it needs to be.

it is an affront to nature. it must be destroyed.

show us that there is something inside you that is good.

i didn't teach him that.

so relax. enjoy the trip, and don't get any ideas.

they won't shoot anyone but you.

deadly force authorized. fire on sight! i repeat - fire on sight!

am i to assume you are the expert?

landing there would create mass mayhem and planet-wide panic.

i'm sure this comes as no surprise to you.

maybe we should call your sister.

does this look infected to you?

you are so finished when i get in there.

are you going to invite me in?

i thought we could sit out here and talk.

you left the stove on while you were out?

did you ever kill anyone?

i'm adjusted. i eat four food groups and look both ways when crossing the street.

let me illuminate to you the precarious situation in which you have found yourself.

in case you're wondering. this did not go well.

you have three days to change my mind.

at least a rabbit would behave better than you.

hey, i brought you some pizza in case you were hungry.

we're a broken family, aren't we?

i'll tell you what. if you promise not to fight anymore, i promise not to yell at you... except on special occasions.

why do you act so weird?

this is low, even for you!

have you lost your mind?

you can't shoot, and you can't be seen!

you know, you wreck everything you touch. why not try and make something for a change?

no more caffeine for you.

elvis presley was a model citizen.

this is the face of romance.

you have no idea how badly i need this job.

i would have expected you back by now.

i really believed they had a chance. then you came along.

your incompetence is nothing short of unspeakable.

don't run. don't make me shoot you.

nobody gets left behind.

❝ i wouldn't find the need to tell you 'i told you so' if you weren't so allergic to admitting i'm right. ❞

❝ there are better hills to die on but i find this one quite comfortable. ❞

❝ would you come with me please? i adore your company. ❞

❝ that's not the worst thing i've ever heard but it's certainly up there. ❞

❝ i would love to help you but i'm afraid i'm suffering from a terrible case of 'it's not my problem.' ❞

❝ could you just think about anyone other than yourself for once? ❞

❝ i'm not going to stand here and argue with you about how much you need to get some rest. if i find you passed out on the floor i'm leaving you there. ❞

❝ would you be a dear and shut the hell up. ❞

❝ i know i need help but i'm not quite ready to ask for it. ❞

❝ do you know where we're going or are we just trying to get lost now? ❞

❝ i have confided this in you, please do not betray that trust. ❞

❝ do you like it here? with me? ❞

❝ are you still happy? with me, i mean. with us. ❞

❝ i didn't lie, i simply presented a selective truth. ❞

❝ do you actually like spending time with me? because i feel like all you do is argue. ❞

❝ one of us will eventually have to have the strength to be honest with ourselves about each other. ❞

❝ i want to tell you something i just need a moment to figure out the right words. ❞

❝ if you were the religious type i would challenge god to win your devotion. ❞

❝ don't tell me to quit being melodramatic it's the only time i have any fun. ❞

[ kiss ] sender leans in to steal a kiss from receiver

[ tuck ] sender leans in to tuck their face in receiver's neck

[ secret ] sender leans in to whisper a secret in receiver's ear

[ hide ] sender leans in to receiver's body, hoping to hide against them in a moment of fear

[ nose ] sender leans in to kiss receiver's nose

[ hair ] sender leans in to fix receiver's hair

[ crowd ] in a busy, noisy crowd, sender leans in to receiver to speak to them

[ mess ] sender leans in to clean something off of receiver's face

[ paint ] sender leans in as they're painting (or applying makeup to) receiver's face

[ comfort ] seeking comfort, sender leans into receiver

[ establish ] sender leans into receiver in front of other people, hoping to establish that they're in a relationship

[ question ] sender leans in and asks receiver a question

[ intimate ] sender leans in to say/ask something intimate to receiver

[ head ] sender rests their head on receiver's shoulder

[ freeze ] sender leans in to receiver's body, shivering cold and seeking warmth

[ scar ] sender leans in to see a scar on receiver's body

[ peer ] sender leans in to get a better look of receiver's face

[ squint ] sender leans in and squints at receiver

[ hug ] sender leans in and initiates a hug with receiver

[ rest ] sender unintentionally falls asleep leaning against receiver

[ speak ] sender leans in to hear receiver better as they're talking

[ touch ] sender leans into one of receiver's hands, eager to be touched by them

[ news ] sender leans away from receiver after hearing bad news

[ disgust ] sender makes a face and leans away from receiver quickly, disgusted by something they said or did

[ hurry ] sender leans away from receiver to try and pretend they're not together or not in a relationship

[ disbelief ] sender abruptly leans away from receiver, shocked by something they just said or did

[ away ] sender leans out of a hug between them and receiver, ending the embrace

in english, please?

are you thinking what i'm thinking?

whatever you do, don't look down.

so... where were we?

are you trying to get us killed?

i eat guys like you for breakfast.

we'll never make it in time!

how hard can it be?

did i just say that outloud?

no way, i'm coming with you.

don't die on me!

did i miss anything?

yeah, you better run!

you look like you've seen a ghost.

i have a bad feeling about this.

if i wanted to kill you, i would have done it already.

you're gonna wanna see this.

i was about to ask you the same thing.

i gotta get me one of these!

i can explain!

let's get outta here!

i could do this all day!

it's not you, it's me.

this is not happening.

is that all you got?

she's gonna blow!

it's not what it looks like.

i wouldn't do that if i were you.

i was born ready.

what seems to be the problem?

shut up and kiss me.

you have to go on without me.

we're not so different, you and i.

you just don't get it, do you?

you talking to me?

we've got company.

he's right behind me, isn't he.

we can do this the easy way... or the hard way.

you look like shit.

there's a storm coming.

i'd tell you, but then i'd have to kill you.

i'm getting too old for this shit.

sit down and shut up.

don't do anything stupid.

it's just a scratch.

you say that like it's a bad thing.

what is the meaning of this?

cover me. i'm going in.

it's quiet. too quiet.

that's what i'm talking about!

ready when you are.

danger is my middle name.