look I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about electronics, but sometimes a plug is so big it blocks another socket, and I'm always like "who the fuck do you think you are"
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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look I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about electronics, but sometimes a plug is so big it blocks another socket, and I'm always like "who the fuck do you think you are"

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The amount of disbelief Iām willing to suspend is directly proportional to how entertaining the show is. If a show is barely able to hold my attention and has betrayed my trust before, fuck you, thatās not how cutting someoneās head off works.
If Iām glued to my seat every week and canāt stop watching, then yes, absolutely, the professional athlete in a blond wig is indistinguishable from the 17 year old lead actress.
The feared sting-ray
reverse age regression. just gets older
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i think i have the reddit screenshot for this specific occasion
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Do You Wipe Your Ass Every Time You Poop
Yes. 100% of the time. Provided there is toilet paper available.
No. Not 100% of the time. If toilet paper is available I sometimes choose not to
I just learned something I find absolutely disgusting about my boyfriend and I am fucking nauseous about it but need to get him peer reviewed before I completely loose my mind because I am so afraid of over reacting.
HEY CAN EVERYONE TELL SHEILA THAT THIS IS NOT AN OVERREACTION AND THAT THIS IS INSANE AND YOU NEED TO LEAVE HIM YESTERDAY
GIRL, DUMP HIM
GIRL KILL HIM
girl do not be guilt tripped by a man mudbutting through god's green earth
My sister in science, no one's hygiene improves into middle and old age, please leave him
The only people with standards lower than a straight man's are a straight woman's.
the corruption/ the desolation/ the flesh
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it is funny to be sick and bored because your novelty-seeking mind is like: why aren't we better yet?? we just did this. we just did hack-hack-cough and throw-up. this is redundant. uninspired. torturous. I am ready for the next thing.
and your body is like: I'M FIGHTING LITERAL DEMONS WITH A PULLEY SYSTEM, 3 FLUIDS, AND A FAULTY FURNACE
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Just in case
Iām actually going to reblog a thing just because this is really important.
As someone who has epilepsy and used to have several grand mal seizures a day, Iād also like to add that āoffer helpā can range anywhere from keeping the person calm to explaining to them where they are and what they were doing to even just telling them they should sit and rest for a while longer (lack or coordination is common, and it can be hard to walk straight or see clearly).
Itās okay for them to take up to a half hour to fully regain their bearings and sort out what they were doing prior to the seizure. Just answer any questions calmly and be there for support.
If they come around and you start to panic or shake them or ask them what the heck is wrong with them they are going to freak out and panic too.
I cannot stress it enough that this is bad.
If someone has a seizure and they come out of it, please. please stay calm. They are likely disoriented and confused, even if itās only for a minute or two, and you donāt want them panicking on top of that because they can have another seizure as a result.
yo i made rhis into a sweater
Mistook the couch as your palm and thought this was the tiniest sweater in the world
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all you new fandom members need to QUIET DOWN oh my god you're going to get us KILLED. we're happy to have you but if you keep talking about BULLSHIT like PUBLISHING fanfic for MONEY, Anne Rice is going to come back from the dead to KILL US. looking at YOU, maurauders fans, heated rivalry fans, byler fans...out here giving out interviews to news channels SHUT UP. we're going to have to start setting off firecrackers to keep the rent down.
#unfortunately the kids raised on hustle culture and lack of privacy donāt know much about discretion online and letting hobbies be hobbies
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Boris Groh is one of my favorite artists, mostly because of his works that feature LARGE skeletons just doing their thing

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Ever Wondered How Emperor Penguins Survive in Temperatures of ā40°C ?Ā
Their feathers are densely packed, and have in fact the highest contour feather destiny of any bird, allowing them to maintain a constant body temperature of 38°C in freezing waters.Ā
Depsite previous reports that filoplumes and plumules aka.downy feathers, are absent in penguins, new research has found the presence of both feathers in the penguinās plumage. It was assumed before this that afterfeathers were the sole insulation component in the penguinās plumage.Ā
These downy feathers are about four times denser than the afterfeathers of the bird and play a key role in the insulation of penguins.
āHidden keys to survival: the type, density, pattern and functional role of emperor penguin body feathersā.Ā Williams C, Hagelin J, Kooyman G. Proceedings of the Royal Society B.Ā 21 October 2015. DOI: 10.1098/rspb.2015.2033Ā
god thereās something horrid and fantastic about this dense, sinful slice of penguin. This feels like something that should be private. We should thank the penguins for the insight, and then we should gently replace that which we should not have witnessed. This knowledge has a heavy weight
FANCY PIGEONS