here be (duel) monsters

Persona 5: Commit sexy fucking crimes with your badass awesome sexy thief friends in the most magical city in the world (Tokyo)

Look closely:

Do they really look like hieroglyphs? No.

Do they really form things other than birds? No.

Do they distinct groups that could be words even if you can’t read them? No.

When you spot the same sign on another part of the door, why does it look like the person carving them (because Reddit OP says an exacto knife was used) suddenly forgot a script they are apparently fluent enough in to carve on a toilet door? Because it is AI.

don't even get me started on those stupid ass plastic shakers full of little gum cubes. you have me unbelievably fucked up if you think im going to spend $3 or $4 on a handful and half's worth of little chewing cubes that run out of flavor after 2 minutes. have you lost your god damn mind. the fucking sheer audacity of these companies to be charging any more than couch change for gum. why the fuck is gum so expensive.

even tic tacs are expensive now like it's a fucking. BREATH MINT. why are you charging me three almost four dollars (DOLLARS) for this. END YOUR LIFE.

At which point they will find an ovarian cyst, but they now get whatever fucked up satisfaction they derive out of proving you wrong, because you didn't believe it could a cyst at all, but guess what? They did find a cyst! It's such a good thing you didn't listen to your intuition and came to them to verify your lay diagnosis from that third party! Bonus? Doctor doesn't have to feel like they look stupid in front of a patient, which is really what all this is about. Not your health, why would you think your medical diagnosis is about your health? It's obviously about a doctor's potential ego.

And apparently this works. Apparently you just need to be able to always play 4D chess with your medical professionals in order to find an avenue of advocating for yourself and getting you medical needs met. Isn't that great?