here be (duel) monsters

Imagine losing a game you rigged

*infested with reggaeton spirit* i want to party with girls world wide

Thinking about how red marble stone look way too much like meat

must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain

Anybody else got like,, rlly random connections to famous ppl?? Like my older brothers were friends w Jennifer Lawrence when they were like 12 and I just found out I’m friends w the cousin of the girl who voiced honey lemon in big hero six like, idk what I’m supposed to do with either of these tid bits I feel like I was supposed to live my life in ignorance of them

the tags on this are so funny because they range from “my neighbor went to school with tom cruise” to “my dad is best friends with macklemore”

My high school English teacher also taught at a different school before coming to ours and she had Woody Harrelson as her student (in my parents’ hometown). She said he was a good kid but his Cheers character wasn’t much of a reach for him…🤣

A geology field trip

Thank you maggots and leeches for being an invaluable help in wound care. Everyone say thank you to the countless maggots and leeches that have helped doctors perform skin grafts, heal necrotic wounds, and reattach limbs.

Ants are a form of thing, known for travelling in cliques. They are small in size, unknown in color, and bashful in temperament. Every ant has two appendages they use to hurt other beings, and four appendages for other activities. Scientists have discovered many types of ants; gay, Protestant, electric, and chill. Their wealth is considered low.

“It’s photoshopped” honestly in the age of AI that has a homey sort of nostalgia to it. Remember when people used to put effort into faking things?

photoshop fakers are like the villain with moral standards now