Reluctantly Awake

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

you may KNOW ball but you don’t UNDERSTAND ball

Lemme explain- ball is life

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

How do I... use this? I don't know what to do ;-;

here’s a youtube tutorial by the guy who made it

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

Omfg this is such a tumblr joke how would I even explain this on a different website

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

Ugh so I felt I had to reblog this because I scrolled past it then the joke caught up to me *eyeroll*