save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

there is something so perfect. so emblematic of the pop culture landscape we live in. that for the next however long, the canonical ending of doctor who is that the doctor turns into billie piper for absolutely no fucking reason

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what you experience is hyperfixation, which is pathological. what I experience is psychosexual obsession， which is also pathological, but in a darkly chic and subversive way. thank you for understanding.

oh fuck it, i'm not driving. put whipped cream on those strawberries.

Btw the thing this discovered is like. A foundational lab technique now and has revolutionized genetics

oh what the hell, add another basil leaf! i’m not driving

i'm your only friend (realizes that's statistically unlikely) i'm not your only friend (considers my positive qualities) but i'm a little glowing friend (suddenly gets cold feet) but really i'm not actually your friend (remembers to be confident in relationships) but i am