You hate everything, and I love you too.

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again

Let's all Get Bald and Play with Our Synthesisers #BrianEnoSummer

did I just write the suicide note of the summer??❓❓🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

for about a week I actually felt pretty good and didn't really want to [redacted] or [redacted]. that was nice

i feel like a stimulus-response machine again

im nonbinary in a way that doesnt really matter

it’s nothing that 100 house centipedes can’t fix

[ID. A post by OP that says "I ate a rotationberry and turned clockwise". It was put under a mature content label. End ID.]

invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know

Permanently embarrassed normal person

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