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the sexual tension between you and someone when you tell them to shut up and they say “make me”

i wish my thighs were as small as my self esteem ✿◕‿◕✿

NO IT’MS DONE I’M ELAVING

HOLY SHIT

oh my god

I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS HAHA

I ALMOST PEED FROM LAUGHN JEUSS CHIRST

awww <3

[licks popsicle seductively] yeah big boy this isn’t the only thing i can suck [winks] [lowers voice] i also suck at life

The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow. 

Gentlemen.

#i talk a lot about characters i ”identify with” but really aren’t we all just lemongrab

Teacher: Can you explain how you got that answer?

i’ve reblogged this before but you can suck my dick this is hilarious

THIS ONE’S ATTACKING NICOLE RICHIE

That unexpected graphic sex scene during a movie with your parents