Lynxiste007: D2D (Down 2 Die)

comrade danny

And this is why we love Danny DeVito

How is it gonna catch on fire if it’s made out of water? Fucking brilliant

NPR just went, “They’re poor, Harold.”

i literally never force myself to do anything thats probably my biggest problem abjzsdgdhdj

Tik tok was supposed to be vine 2 why did it instead become like the app equivalent of a haunted circus

did you know there are bisexual flowers and they’re perfect

perfect (bisexual)

reblog if you are a perfect bisexual, support perfect bisexuals, or just really love flowers

@im-in-way-2many-fandoms

its because they don’t want people getting pregnant on space missions, the article is badly written scissoring in space is to be expected and respected

Reblog if you support wlw astronauts getting it on at 0 gravity

In space no one can hear lesbians scream

gonna paint some tiddies