Bucky is a mood

Bucky: Come on babe, say it

Steve: Buck *awkward giggle* how-

Bucky: come on sweetheart, you know the words

Steve: uhm….shit Bucky come on, we need to go, please just..*thumping noise*

Bucky: you know I can’t give it to you unless you say the words

Tony (outside) : okay first of all, the fact that this I happening in the common room is so undignified

Tony: second, we have a mission to get to…*barges in before Sam can stop him* you know this is really not the time for your sexy time

Sam: *reaching for him* Tony stop, I do not want to see whatever this is!! *one hand covering his eyes*

*both stop at the sight in front of them*

Bucky: *eyes them suspiciously but turns back to Steve* say. It.

Steve: *sigh* fine geez. I will be careful not to hurt myself. Happy?

Bucky: *raises his eyebrows* and?

Steve: I won’t be reckless *deadpan*

Bucky: awesome, love you, here *throws his shield at him*

Bucky: *to the others* let’s go

Tony: *blinks* wow uh

Sam: I can’t tell you how glad I am that we were wrong about what this was

Tony: huh, guess we should have known

Steve: *scowling as he fixed the shield onto his back* I am the captain, you know? I deserve some respect

Bucky: yeah and the team needs their captain alive so

*Others are huddled together while Steve and Bucky talk at the side*

Sam: So…Cap said we should be careful with Bucky’s metal arm while sparring

Natasha: *streching* makes sense, trust me, you do not want to know how hard it bruises your skin

Sam: *deadpan* gee, I can’t imagine what that’s like. It’s only ripped my wings off once

Natasha: and he shot me once, big deal , whatever, get over it

Sam: *glares at her* anyway, I think I t’s more about it being a sensitive trigger, we want to avoid anything that might trigger his conditioning

Tony: yeah guess we’ll just have to be careful around it, it’s the least we can do *serious*

*everyone stares at him in surprise*

Tony: *scowls* what? I saw the way that arm is wired to his nerves, it’s…scary

Clint: yeah, scary is right. Let’s just, try to be more cautious around him since he’s fragile right now

*mood is somber, everyone is startled by a large clang to their right*

*pigeons are flying away from Bucky’s metal arms that he detached and threw at the fence*

*everyone watches in shock as he picks it up reattaches it and they both walk towards them*

Sam: *blinks* what just happened

Bucky: Stupid pigeons kept making that noise and flying at us *scowling*

Sam: I- *turns to Steve, who is embarrassed but trying not to laugh* you told us to be careful about his arm..

Bucky: oh yeah that

Bucky: I told him to warn you guys, the arm is…it bruises pretty hard and since you aren’t use to sparring with me, might come as a surprise

Steve: yeah sorry, thought it was implied but I meant be careful with it as in be terrified of it

Natasha: *smirks* told ya

Tony: *rolls his eyes* can’t believe I wasted my empathy minutes on this

Bucky: you were empathetic today? Nice *high fives him* let’s go see if my arm can amplify your laser beams

*everyone sighs*

Steve: *annoyed* what? It’s the right thing to do and you know that. We have a responsibility towards the world, whether we like it or not. *crosses his arms*

Tony: Seriously Rogers?

Steve: yes, you can go ahead and lie if you want to, but I will not be part of this.

Tony: *huffs* fine, geez

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Bucky : why are we announcing a fucking trip to the world *looks at the email briefing their next announcement in disbelief*

Peter: Cap said it would be wrong not to

Steve: well *shrugs* it’s our responsibility Buck

Bucky: *narrows his eyes* to do what

Steve: being honest, integrity is-

Bucky: *getting from his seat* I am going to stop you right there, you lied about your identity like 5 times trying to enlist

Steve: *flushes* that was different

Bucky: no it wasn’t, I am definitely not risking the only vacation we get being sabotaged by some stupid villain looking to fight us for shits and giggles, so this stops right now

Steve: *speechless* you-

Bucky: right now *growls*

Steve: *huffs*fine geez

*Bucky struts away*

Sam: that’s not how it’s used Bucky!! Move, let me do it *tries to grab the tool from his hand*

Bucky; shut up Sam *shoves him away* I know what I am doing. get out!

Sam: *scowls* you are an asshole, does anyone ever tell you that?

Bucky: all the time *fake smiles*

Sam: *glares*

Bucky: also thats not how you speak to your daddy

Peter: *spits out his coffee* *coughs* what

Sam: *confused yet intrigued* excuse me?

Bucky: Yeah I am your fathers age so you have to treat me like your daddy*assembling things, has no idea people are losing it*

Sam: …..

Natasha: Bucky *sighs* who told you that

Bucky: told me what *scowls because he noticed people have stopped doing whatever they were doing and staring at him*

Natasha: the daddy thing

Bucky: what’s so funny about it? Steve said people call me that on social media because m old enough to be their father *shrugs like it’s so obvious*

Sam: …..

Sam: that’s not what it means

Bucky: don’t care, now shut up before I spank you for misbehaving *still only focused on fixing the dresser*

Sam: *red faced* wha- no

Natasha: *falls over from laughing too hard*

Steve (literally on Buckys lap as they solve the crossword together) : huh? Dating?

Bucky: what do you mean?

Clint: *sputters* uh- um, *gestures at them* this

Stucky: *raised eyebrows*

Clint: you- you are obviously dating! This *wildly gestures at them* is a couple thing to do.

Bucky: No it’s not *goes back to looking at the newspaper*

Steve: yeah Clint, stop being a boomer or whatever. This is how friends behaved back in our day stop gaslighting us *turns back to the newspaper*

Clint: what *annoyed*

I love that they are all fucked up and trying to do good. I love that they are funny and sarcastic and yet so fucking powerful.

And

I love that they all get to be heroes together when they have always been sidelined as the messed up crappier version of their counterparts, especially with Yelena and Bucky.

The first entrance sequence on the bike? Fucking cool, loved it

Yelena: *to John, panicked* who is he talking to?

John: *shrugs,also panicked* no idea

Yelena: I mean…is it important? We have 3 cars headed our way *annoyed, waves to get Bucky’s attention*

Bucky: *sees them and then the cars, frown deepens, rolls his eyes* well I am busy right now, so I am going to cut this call

Bucky: *scowls* yes I know

Yelena: *watches the cars close in on them*

Bucky: okay bye I love you *proceeds to flip the car with metal arm* *wreaks havoc on everything*

Yelena: So he was talking to Sam. *deadpan*

John: yup.

Alexei: I love that guy, so cool