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Jeonghan: Time for plan G.

​Joshua: Don’t you mean plan B?

​Jeonghan: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

​Scoups: What about plan D?

​Jeonghan: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

​Wonwoo: What about plan E?

​Jeonghan: I’m hoping not to use it. Hoshi dies in plan E.

Credit goes to who ever created these funny fake gc messages

Joshua: Cheol is going to kill us when he finds out!

Jeonghan: You mean... IF he finds out

Jeonghan: Okay I admit that I can be a little petty sometimes.

Minghao: Can you get me a drink?

​DK: Pepsi or Cola?

​Minghao: Cola

​DK: Bottle or can?

​Minghao: Bottle

​DK: Normal or diet?

​Minghao: Screw this. Just get me water

​DK: Normal or carbonated?

​Minghao: Normal!

​DK: Warm or cold?

​Minghao: GET OUT!

​DK: Now or later?

​Minghao: NO! I’M GONNA KILL YOU!

​DK: Knife or Gun?

​Minghao: GUN!

​DK: Head or body?

Woozi: So I tried to do that talking to people thing.

​Wonwoo: *In shock* How did that go?

​Woozi: It went fine, until I remembered that I really hate everyone. Like people just suck.

Wonwoo: "You'll never find the body" is such a boring threat. A better threat would be; "You'll never stop finding the body."

​Woozi: Or you could say, "They'll be finding parts of you for atleast five months... And you'll still be alive for four of them."

​Wonwoo: Now that's a threat.

DK: Hey have you seen Mingyu anywhere?

​The8: No I haven't, wh-?

​*BOOM*

*Crash*

*Thud*

​*All noise coming from the other side of the dorm*

Seungcheol: Where's my fucking phone?

​Joshua, *pointing at the Maknae line*: Dude, there are children around here. You gotta ask a bit nicer.

​Seungcheol: Sorry

​Seungcheol: May I acquire the whereabouts of my fucking phone?

DK: if anyone has any objections to my dangerous plan that will probably get us all killed, please raise your hand

Mingyu: *raises hand*

Seungkwan: *raises hand*

Hoshi: *raises hand*

Jun: What did Vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot?

Jun: Where did my Van Gogh?

Wonwoo: The correct pronunciation is "Goff", you uncultured swine

DK: Hao, can you please close the door? A ghost might come in, I'm scared

Hao: What makes you think ghost can't open doors?

Joshua talks like one of those kids with a complete set of glitter pens.

Mingyu: Who are you talking to?

DK: ........ Myself

Mingyu: Well what are you talking about?