love's such an old-fashioned word

A writer will live through something devastating and their first thought is unfortunately oh this is good material

the slow casual creep of misogyny back into every point of our lives both digital and physical is making me feel fucking insane

hold on i have to do everything

i miss u so much (pre ai internet)

i'm actually very normal if you ignore everything i have ever said and done

tbh I prefer translated medieval and renaissance texts to modern Arthurian legend retellings. sorryyyyyyyy. many of them are straight ass, somehow lacking the nuisance and pizzazz of a text written 1,000 years ago and copied by hand for several centuries.

YouTube video essay thumbnail that just says ‘IS THE PROPHECY SELF-FULFILLING?’

me, the motherfucker with over 50 abandoned works in progress: i have an idea

You literally have to just get over yourself every day

Fortuneteller, turning over the Death card: Don't worry. It isn't literal. It simply refers to some form of change. Me: Phew Fortuneteller; turning over the Gets Eaten by the Fortuneteller While Trying to Leave card: That can also mean many things

It's quite simple: I continue ingesting stress relief tea until all the fluids in my body become stress relief tea, rendering me incapable of experiencing stress. Because stress is stored in the fluids.

i love fiction so much can we never be real again