gnothi seauton

someone has to be the twink of the friend group and that someone is gonna be me

let your best friend write poems calling you the other half of their heart

Write poems where you call your best friend your other half

as soon as i get over my self-imposed perfectionist revisions and poor health to publish the epic confirming augustus’s rightful rule over rome, it’s over for you hoes

go to the mcdonald’s drive-thru and order one black coffee for yourself and nothing for the medieval christian poet that you’re guiding through hell

Sorry I applied a modern lens of analysis to your boyfriend. Yeah I've completely stripped him of historical and semantic context so that I could fit his story and tropes into my own moralistic view of the world. Yeah he's practically flavourless now. In fact this was the original boyfriend and you're a problematic historian for thinking otherwise.

don't go on tumblr kids you will be peer pressured into reading lucan and then you'll start seeing blood everywhere

I have a vision. Logan Lerman as Aeneas