Horace Suggestions

claim that you’re not going to write something as the prelude to writing about it

hey good idea!

drink wine under an arbutus tree

sacrifice a hecatomb

you can sacrifice three hecatombs, but thats still not gonna keep you from dying Postumus

first of all i didn’t die on the boat i died after i got off the boat so i don’t get why you’re so upset horace,

listen sailing is dangerous and Wrong. if the gods wanted us to go to other places why did they put the ocean in the way??

concept: horace’s seducing technique merely relying on him having “sexy beast” shaved into his voluptuous chest hair

did you guys know i once ALMOST chilled with these two in the underworld forever? I was just minding my own business, strolling through the woods and a tree came out of NOWHERE and then