lol nope

Me: Bruh, you just broke up with your boyfriend over TEXT. WHAT DO YOU THINK

Me: Yeah... I was thinking the same thing... it could be worse though...

Me: Yeah, we could’ve done it on facebook.

Me: Or through our group chat.

Me: ...you should have done it face to face.

I love the internet because you can meet awesome people.  Like finding your new in-game bestie because their battle cry is “VICTUURI” and status reads “does jumin han is gay”.

On the other hand, the word “babe” has made its way into my vocabulary.

Friend: Hey, are you free to talk? I’m bored.

Me: sry I’m busy

Me: messaging Zen, the number one bae

Is it bad that I just compared Photosynthesis to Haikyuu?  Like, seriously.  I just thought:

The carotenoids absorb energy and support the chlorophyll; just like how Nishinoya supports the team but cannot attack.

And chlorophyll b is not directly involved in light reactions, like how Kageyama sets the ball to the spikers...

Which would make Hinata and company chlorophyll a, which receives energy and stuff from chlorophyll b?

*reads AP Bio textbook*

“...the ecosystem, organismal, or cellular level...”

*double takes because I thought it said “orgasm”*

*finds it cold*

Textbook: “Input is vital to success... Imagine you are playing a video game--”

Me: I am playing a video game.

Textbook: “--and you keep losing.”

Me: I’LL NEVER LOSE TO GREEN *continues pokemon battle*

Textbook: “All you know is that the video game suddenly says ‘game over’ but you never know why.  You have no information on why you lost your game and, therefore, you have no idea how to prevent it from happening again”