ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ It's a bear

Does the boot taste better when it’s privately owned

privately owned “boot” can’t throw you in prison or legally kill you for funsies

private businesses can’t legally kill you lol remember when bayer legally sold HIV positive blood and caused an aids crisis or when coke and chiquita funded death squads to attack unionised workers hëhëhë remember when nestle starved babies by giving mothers just enough powered milk that they’d stop to lactate then hiking the price lmaooo remember when cutter gave live polio to children xd remember when asbestos companies continued to operate after it was banned lmao remember when chevron dumped toxic waste into the rivers hohooohoo

why do Tinamou eggs look like that. i want to eat them whole 

I’m deceased

I didn’t know what to expect when I turned the sound on but it wasn’t that

hnn I WANT IT SO BAD

Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?

OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement

There’s more!

I love.

OP and Wexter can break all my toes and I would still send a thank you card

op update: how’s wexter doing????

Oh no! If she stays in the snow she’ll be cold!

It’s stories like this that give me perspective on my own mistakes. Like I might’ve once made a dumb decision but I’ve never made a “it led to backing up the entire sewer system of a town” kind of decision