My Sarcasm Is Lost On You....

there seems to be a fundamental disagreement between microwave oven manufacturers and the producers of microwave meals over whether the customer should know the wattage of their microwave or if such details should be abstracted away from them

the microwave rice demands 800 watts of power for 2 minutes, but all the microwave can offer me three settings: one low, one high, and one somewhere in the middle. I turn it to the one in the middle as I happen to know 800W is the average power of most microwaves. the light comes on and the bag of rice starts slowly turning, but rather than hearing the usual rumble of the microwave, I instead start hearing short snippets of conversation - words snatched from the ether. the lights flicker and a chill runs up my spine. the voices remind me of those "spirit boxes" ghost hunters use. I double check the setting on the microwave. "ah," I say, remembering that I had set it to medium,

I absolutely love love love him, thank you again!! 💙💙💙

Really wish i didnt need a car… fucking hate driving… i’ve spent my entire afternoon looking at cars because i have to buy a new one… fucking worst god damn expense that i have had the misfortune to have placed upon me next to rent…

Lmao i still don’t have a car that works, i fucking hate everything. Shoutout to Chevrolet for making a PLASTIC WATER HOUSING ATTACHED TO THE ENGINE…. Thats.. thats just great…