won't stop till we surrender

washing your face is actually multi tasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair

this is your daily reminder to take a chonce

What the fuck is a chonce

this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”

i don’t know but it’s cracking me up every time i even think about it

bon appetit -> bone apple teeth -> bone ??? ??? -> osteoporosis

thinking about anti-role models. people you look at like "well whatever i'm gonna be in life it's not gonna be that"

parents

2012 was such an insane cultural moment

no but for real . Gangnam style call me maybe riptide we are young . lana releases her first album and changed pop forever . Frank ocean releases his first album . 1D premieres . grimes releases genesis . and the movies. don’t even get me started. the first avengers movie the last twilight movie hunger games the hobbit les mis. like them or hate them they were cultural phenomenons. minecraft was at its peak before it was deemed cringe and before the minecraft renaissance. 2012 was one of the last good years of youtube too . and everyone was rlly into moustaches for whatever reason

remember when one direction used to get up on stage and sing together… a distant but fond memory in my broken heart that fucking misses one direction

This is still one of the best executed jokes I’ve ever seen