hunger of a lion, strength of the sun

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

I forgot to tell you i love you so much

In my ideal version of IruGai friendship Gai would ask Iruka to spar with him and Iruka would go "Fuck no. You'd lay me on my ass in five minutes max I'm not that suicidal" and Gai would just end up laughing at him while complimenting him for having such self-awareness of his own limits. And then he'd get Iruka to join him on his morning walk instead and before Iruka realises what's happening they're going on regular morning walks every weekend and sometimes this means actual walking and sometimes it means 'being the referee/chosen spectator for Gai and Kakashi's challenges' which also means it sometimes becomes 'how the fuck did Gai get me involved in a food eating contest against an Akimichi!?'