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maito gai roleplay, written by shou.
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General rules to live by:
You gotta be tough if you're gonna be stupid. You can do stupid shit all you want but you're not going to avoid suffering consequences.
If you can't be tough, you gotta be nice. People can forgive a lot of stupidity if you're polite about it and pleasant to be around.
You can't tell whether you're stupid or not. There is literally no way to know in advance, for absolute certainty, whether the thing you're just about to do is genius or stupid before it either splendidly succeeds or blows up in your face.
All of the Romantics could not have prepared me for this kind of wild beauty.
[what did i miss?]

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the old religion, florence and the machine
β‘ (I forgot to send this for Rin)
Send β‘ to see what my muse thinks of yours
βββββ | ATTRACTION (he thinks shes really pretty and also he likes that she teases him in an affectionate way and is pretty sweet to him.)Β
βββββ | AFFECTION (definitely feels a great deal of warmth towards her and cares for her deeply!)Β
βββββ | INTEREST (grows the more he gets to know her. realises he likes her attention heh)Β
βββββ | LOYALTYΒ
βββββ | TRUST (heβd take her word over obitoβs LOLLL)
LOW | βββββ | HIGH
get held, idiot
β‘ for Tenzo β‘ for Iruka -taoreshi hehehehe
TENZO:
βββββ | ATTRACTION (heβs well-built and handsome but Gai doesnβt take much notice of him initially because heβs so!! quiet and unassuming.)
βββββ | AFFECTION (Gai feels a lot of warmth towards him and cares for him deeply. wants to cradle him when heβs tired and overworked.)
βββββ | INTEREST (interest grows over time as he starts to realise that thereβs a lot more under the surface than heβd realised)
βββββ | LOYALTY
βββββ | TRUST
IRUKA:
βββββ | ATTRACTION (Gai is quite naturally attracted to a man like Iruka who loves as fiercely as he does without losing the warmth in him.)
βββββ | AFFECTION (his feelings of affection towards Iruka are really strong. Iruka is someone he feels deeply for and wants to show care and adoration for.)
βββββ | INTEREST (canβt place his finger on it but somehow he starts to think about Iruka a fair bit and wants to spend time with him)
βββββ | LOYALTY
βββββ | TRUST
β‘ :D
Send β‘ to see what my muse thinks of yours
βββββ | ATTRACTION (doesn't know her well enough yet but she is pretty, seems lively and humorous, she also works hard!)
βββββ | AFFECTION (needs to know her better)
βββββ | INTEREST (hyuga clan always interesting to him especially since he got to know neji. might snoop around to understand them more)
βββββ | LOYALTY
βββββ | TRUST
LOW | βββββ | HIGH

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β‘ to see what my muse thinks of yours // Asuna?
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βββββ | ATTRACTION (he likes that she's a hustler and that she puts others first)
βββββ | AFFECTION (he feels for her situation and would care for her, maybe checking in on how she's doing and offering company!)
βββββ | INTEREST (not much about her stirs Gai's interest for now)
βββββ | LOYALTY
βββββ | TRUST (fellow sensei, should be reliable heh)
LOW | βββββ | HIGH
β‘ ( for the temptation of curiousities sake π )
[responding to post-war obito the same dude who plucked gai's hair and stole his leg]
Send β‘ to see what my muse thinks of yours
βββββ | ATTRACTION (he claims that obito is an ugly fuck but he does think he can be pretty handsome sometimes)
βββββ | AFFECTION (there is actually a lot of affection to be discovered between them but it's buried underneath ... a lot of things β¦ such as the terrorism)
βββββ | INTEREST (he pretends not to be interested but obito is obviously extremely fascinating and quite fun to bully and play with and also be bullied by)
βββββ | LOYALTY (he'd back him up with reluctance but if shit really goes down then gai will be there of course)
βββββ | TRUST (sorry man, i mean. you kinda. you kinda fucked up)
LOW | βββββ | HIGH
i've made posts to this tune before and obviously no one has to like kakagai if they just don't like it but it is kinda funny to see some of those anti kakagai posts repeating the sentiment that gai is too good and pure for kakashi bc like, if we're being fr they're both assholes. kakashi is both quietly rude and quietly compassionate just like how gai is both very loudly compassionate and very loudly Kind Of A Dick Sometimes. he tells kakashi to stfu. he throws him around like a ragdoll after the rescuing gaara mission bc he got his ego hurt by a teenager. he threatens to hospitalize a 12 year old. don't even get me started on the entirety of kakashi hiden. just as people miss kakashis kindness because it's often understated, they also miss that gai is quite proudly an ass. he's not being mistreated by kakashi or something they're both mean to each other and its great
literally exactly this. kakashi was a sour old man at the age of 7 and arguably softened up over the years. gai becomes the stubborn old asshole he was born to be at like 26. oh grumpy old man kakagai they could never make me hate you
β‘ β‘
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βββββ | ATTRACTION (baki has cool aura even when he doesn't know it. he's obviously a strong shinobi and has a hardiness about him that gai thinks is attractive. negative points for terrorism)
βββββ | AFFECTION (mainly the terrorism but i really really think they can grow to like each other)
βββββ | INTEREST (seems like a cool dude)
βββββ | LOYALTY (sorry ..)
βββββ | TRUST (he'd give him the benefit of doubt!)
LOW | βββββ | HIGH
tbh i think they could be really good friends they just need to get to know each other. gai needs to be at suna doing taijutsu masterclasses
"I find the fact that youβve lived this long both surprising and disappointing." (from genin!neji)
Surprising is fair enough, Gai thinks; heβs been on the field for longer than Nejiβs been alive, so itβs only right for Neji to marvel at the resilience of his life force. In fact, Gaiβs pretty sure he has one of the highest S-rank counts among active shinobi, probably falling short only of his rival, and the mysterious brunette thatβs always hanging around him.
Now, disappointing, thatβs the tougher pill to swallow.
βHah, your words are piercing as ever.β
Would Neji rather have had a sluggard like Asuma for a teacher? Or a pervert like Ebisu? Worse, what if he got Kakashi, who shows up an average of three hours late for their sessions? Neji doesnβt know what heβs got!
βNo love lost for your dearest sensei, really?β Gai holds out a hand from where heβs sprawled on the grass, jumpsuit torn and tattered from the way heβd tumbled through the shrubbery for the little βwarm-up gameβ heβd invented. βYou arenβt going to help me up?β

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β‘
I'm seeing too much of this so here. u-u
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βββββ | ATTRACTION (she's strikingly beautiful no doubt about that. Gai finds dangerous women extra attractive too)
βββββ | AFFECTION (Gai cares deeply for her and wants to earn her affection too. actually nah he already knows he has her affection heh. he's bringing her snacks and alcohol yep and they're getting into affectionate brawls)
βββββ | INTEREST (i would say nothing in particular about her really fascinates Gai)
βββββ | LOYALTY (ever since she came back as Hokage and healed Lee, Gai's loyalty to her was sealed forever)
βββββ | TRUST (full trust. she says go left, he doesn't even bother asking why.)
LOW | βββββ | HIGH
β‘-Kurenai
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βββββ | ATTRACTION (Kurenai is hot and was one of Gai's early teenage crushes for sure. she has a magnetic social charm about her that makes her feel easy to get along with and Gai enjoys rambling to her a lot)
βββββ | AFFECTION (they're good friends who have seen bits and pieces of each other growing up)
βββββ | INTEREST (nothing in particular about Kurenai does strike Gai's interest but he just enjoys her friendship)
βββββ | LOYALTY (he'd back her up and be ready for pretty much anything)
βββββ | TRUST (fellow jonin. Gai has no reason not to trust Kurenai. trust grows the more they work together!)
LOW | βββββ | HIGH