Memorise this everyone

ALSO does anyone remember the next line? “It’s called a Venti because it’s twenty ounces. Twenty!”

ALSO you can’t correct your customers! that’s not proper!

Actually, “grande” means “large” in Italian.

You can very much correct customers. Especially when they’re being dicks.

i’m starting 2017 with 0 crushes on anyone and it feels grEAT

I think my least favorite part of being alive is that you can’t take a break when you need one like if your whole world crashes and burns you still have to show up to work? that’s wild!!!! Give the people a moment to recover!!!!

good night, i love you

Have you ever met someone on the internet that you liked so much that you sometimes sit there and think “Oh man there are people who are lucky enough to see this person IN THE FLESH ON A REGULAR BASIS and I wonder if they realize how LUCKY they are”

YES! 😭

I’ve been told this on several occasions. Thank you to those several. 💜

YES

*turns down my graphics settings irl so i get better mental performance and can run faster*