Okay.

imagine how funny it would be to go to public school in gotham

can we send anon hate to landlords/brokers on listing sites. can we make that a thing

We actually have been trying to sell your info but it's all shit and no one wants it

It's 2029, Tumblr has all but been abandoned, except for two posters. One is a 35 year old Onceler holdout from Nebraska. The other is making ground breaking cum jokes that could have defined an entire decade of posting. The two never had an overlapping mutual cluster, and as such, each person believes themselves to be the last poster on Tumblr.

apologies to anyone who ever thought i was cool and reached out to me only to discover i am just a weird little hermit who can't carry on a conversation to save my life

there’s no way that’s real

@pakabear bro i can assure you absolutely every line in this compilation is fucking real and aired on a children’s television show

i love you cumin i love you chili powder i love you ginger i lovr you soy sauce i love you garlic

This post would do numbers on tumblr

do you really think so?

miss when u were a kid and u could just walk up to someone and be like. let's be friends and they would be like ok

like when you were 8 and you would be at like a function or whatever and your parents would come and check in with you and you would say like yeah this is greg my best friend my pet dragon my lieutenant my squire my copilot my dearest companion my blood brother we met half an hour ago

not to sound like an old bitch but little kids shouldn't have unlimited access to phones or tablets or the internet in general. they really gotta go play outside and with toys sometimes. you can't let wifi raise your kid

idk why groceries cost money like girl i need them