Genya Sofina ♡

Oh my god those are heelys

I want people to remember that, iirc, this is still considered the most faithful movie version of Romeo and Juliet

You are correct

there's no shame in continuing to live with your parents as an adult, but it does have an undeniable poisoning effect on your brain that you can't start healing until you live somewhere else

good response to a lotta shit you see online can just be "what do you mean we"

"Why doesn't this post cover every single tiny bit of nuance in a situation?!" because op thought it would get 14 notes

Sometimes you spend 30 seconds on a post because you think the only people who will care about it are the 5 followers you have who like every single post you make without exception and then you check it the next day and discover it has thousands of notes and there are some people who are very very angry with you for not writing an essay that would make a political science professor weep from joy.

the wii is considered a retro console now.

THE WII IS CONSIDERED A WHAT.

It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny

at my old job i had a coworker who was tired and made a coffee with like 6 or 8 shots of espresso and i just casually went up to them like “are you trying to meet god?” and not only was this absolutely hilarious to them but they brought it up in future conversations they thought it was so funny but to me this was just as casual as saying “woah that’s a lot of coffee”

Being funny on Tumblr and then going to be funny in real life is like traveling to a foreign country and baby the currency exchange rate is biased in your favor

wanting to talk to people is so fucking embarrassing. literally hi it's me again I wanted to have a conversation with you because I think you're fun to talk to. oh god you can just fucking kill me if you want sorry

Tomorrow is March 28th

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

Malina this darklina that GENYALINA WHEN????