sheriff weird girl

wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items

i hate hate hate when i cant share a funny piece of information bc it doxxes me . What if i want to share my information i fucking love my information #myinformation

"this movie doesn't hold up bcos of dated special effects :(" to you, maybe. i would clap at a bat on a string

i used to publish papers with her but she took et al in the divorce

Its nice to be corporeal by which i mean having a physical form with which to interact with the world around you but i will not lie to you there are problems associated

at least there is always the parasocial relationship #myparasocialrelationship

any printer born after 2007 can't print... all they know is bluetooth , hide they usb port, tray feed error, be out of magenta , eat paper & tell HP my social security number

unfortunately i will always view demonic possession as romantic. This is because i have issues & problems