This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.”

this is gagobears

it makes you a fruit.

im going supernova no survivors

started collecting evidence and he rapidly subsumed my folder. tried not to include any instances where curse might be showing through but he still has them very very consistently. here's some of my favorite risu fangs

i was taking a picture of this to make a stupid post and my friend lola looked right at me and was like are you taking a photo of that for tumblr? and the cashier overheard and said you still use tumblr? with like audible judgement in their voice and now i feel really fucking humiliated

When we drink we do it right, like a lizard🦎